09-15-2006, 01:55 PM
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| Will it hover??
Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Columbus, GA Age: 32
Posts: 1,601
| Re: BIFF YOU HAVE MET YOUR MATCH | Quote: Originally Posted by Garday | | | | | While walking through the Trippletree woods, Biffy came upon a man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree.
Seeing this he inquired, "just out of curiosity, what the heck are youdoing?"
I'm listening to the music of the tree,l" the other man replied.
"You gotta be kiddin' me!"
"No, would you like to give it a try?"
Understandably curious, Biffy says, "Well, OK"... So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it.
With this the other guy, slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewelry, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.
Two hours later a Cali Boy strolled by, saw Biffy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, What the hell happened to you?"
Biff told the Cali Boy the whole terrible story about how he got there.
When he finished telling his story, Cali Boy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed himgently behind the ear and said.....
This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake." | | | | |
Hell YEAH!!!!!!!
Word to ya motha.................
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