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Biff · 10-18-2006, 10:02 AM

This just in HOT OFF THE PRESS!!! Dateline Sunday finals day, Tucson Shootout.

Team USA SUPER HEAVY WEIGHT JUMBO TEAM SMASHES BOGAN AGAIN!!!!

We tried reaching Bogan for comment at his company PBG (Pathetic Beer Guzzlers) but he was not willing to make a comment. He did say "Ah you bloody kegs with no neck Yanks know nothing about boat racing" just before he slammed the phone down.

Biff had this to say " I really didn't know the boat race was going on! We were just setting down sharing a beer (at sipping pace) and everyone just started screaming YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN!! THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD!!!!!! Boat racing Bogan's team is like me trying to outfly him. It isn't really a competition. Only difference is I don't go running around in good foot and lefty, lipping off that I can whoop his butt in flying. It's important to know one's limits.

Congratulations to the US TEAM HEAVY WEIGHT SUPER JUMBO BOAT RACE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD!!!

(Max, don't post this until Sunday night. I thought I'd just save some time and do the write up now.)

10-18-2006, 10:02 AM	#1 (permalink)
Biff AWOL Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: South Carolina Age: 48 Posts: 3,162	U.S. WINS TUCSON BOAT RACE AGAIN!!!!!!!! This just in HOT OFF THE PRESS!!! Dateline Sunday finals day, Tucson Shootout. Team USA SUPER HEAVY WEIGHT JUMBO TEAM SMASHES BOGAN AGAIN!!!! We tried reaching Bogan for comment at his company PBG (Pathetic Beer Guzzlers) but he was not willing to make a comment. He did say "Ah you bloody kegs with no neck Yanks know nothing about boat racing" just before he slammed the phone down. Biff had this to say " I really didn't know the boat race was going on! We were just setting down sharing a beer (at sipping pace) and everyone just started screaming YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN!! THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD!!!!!! Boat racing Bogan's team is like me trying to outfly him. It isn't really a competition. Only difference is I don't go running around in good foot and lefty, lipping off that I can whoop his butt in flying. It's important to know one's limits. Congratulations to the US TEAM HEAVY WEIGHT SUPER JUMBO BOAT RACE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD!!! (Max, don't post this until Sunday night. I thought I'd just save some time and do the write up now.) __________________ "We cannot change our problems at the same level of thinking in which we created them" - Albert Einstein.