[wizard]

The biker and the little old lady 2

There was an old lady that was a little rough around the edges. She didn't have any family left and decided that she wanted to join a biker gang.

She checks aroung and finds the address for the local motorcycle club. She goes down to the clubhouse and knocks on the door. Well the club president, Dawg, comes to door to see what is going on. He throws the door open and asks, "What the F@#K doyou want?"

The little old lady explains that she would like to join their club, She says, "I have been riding motorcycles since before you were born. I own 3 bikes, A shovle head, an old servi car, and a custom chopper with an evolution engine."

Dawg, impressed with the old lady decides that maby it would be fun to have the old lady around. He thinks that since she doesn't have any familly around, she might leave the bikes to the club when she dies. He starts to ask here some questions.

Dawg, "Do you Drink?"

LOL, "I can drink a half gallon of whiskey and then folow that with a case of beer."

Dawg, "Have you ever been in a fight?"

LOL, "I can bust heads with the best, I have a weighted pool cue that I use."

Dawg, "OK, one more question. Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

The Little Old lady thinks for a little bit then answers, "No I can't say that I have, But I have been swung around by my T!TS a few times.