 Survivor in Michigan
Survivor: Michigan Style
Due to the popularity of the Survivor's shows, Northern Michigan is planning to do its own, titled "Survivor: Michigan Style."
The contestants will start in Traverse City, travel over to Kalkaska
and on to Grayling. Then they will head north to Gaylord, Mackinaw City,
and Sault Ste. Marie. From there they will proceed west to Iron Mountain
and Copper Harbor. Then they will go south-east to Escanaba and St
Ignace, and the final leg will be back to Traverse City.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates and a
large bumper sticker that reads: "I'm gay. I'm a Vegetarian. Beer is
harmful to your health. Republicans suck. Hillary in 2008. Deer hunting
is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."
The first one that makes it back to Traverse City alive wins Good luck
to all contestants!
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