[Bunky F. Knuckle]

Last I heard is that Sleep can't go.............. I heard that he has an angry wife............ I guess that she is putting the chains and shackles on him now..........

He will only be allowed for public viewing for 4 hours on Saturdays. Those hours are between 3a and 7a. The rest of the time he will be at home, painting the house all those tuity fruity colors.

If this info is incorrect, my suggestion to you is this........... Stay in SC. I'm sure that Biff could use a FULL TIME barn attendant.

Biff- "Hey boy!! That thar stall needs cleaned out!!!"
Sleep- "Yes sir, Mr. Sadler, sir!!!" Shine your boots and buff your badge for ya while I'm here?"
Biff- "No, that won't be necesary. I do have a job for ya, after you clean out them thar stalls."
Sleep- "Whats that sir?"
Biff- "You see my new horse, Junior, out there in the pasture?"
Sleep- "Yup, sure do! Whatcha want me to do with him, sir??"
Biff- "Take that saddle over there, and get it on him. Watch out, cause he is one onrey SOB. Once ya get it on him, Break him."


Folks, and that was the last time we saw Sleep. Horse bucked him all the way back to Ohio to his wife.