Ladies and gentlemen, it brings me great pleasure to hand out a series of awards that The FlyingGiants has not seen presented for some time. One member above all deserves these awards, and we could not think of a better time to present them, or recipient.
Without any further adiu, on behalf of The FG Staff and Crew, and in an unprecedented move, we proudly crown member RedRider with the much coveted trio of awards:
1. The Golden Turd award
2. The Platinum Diamond Studed Steaming Fabergé Turd award
and...
3. The Gay Pride Triple Platinum Diamond Studded Steaming Faberge Turd Award.
These awards have been long overdue, and were finally prompted by
this thread. Step on up RR and accept your new digs Red.
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