[wizard]

One day I noticed that my patient (I'm a paramedic), an elderly lady, was looking very
nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as I put on his gloves.

"Do you know how they make these gloves?" I asked.

"No, I don't." she replied.

"Well," I spoofed, "there's a building in China with a big tank of latex
and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let
them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right
size."

She didn't crack a smile. "Oh, well. I tried," I thought.

But five minutes later, while I was starting an IV,
she burst out laughing.

"What's so funny?" I asked.

"I was just picturing how condoms are made!" she said.

Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!!