 the wrong flight or something mark leesburg would be up to
Don't be on this flight
"This is Captain leesburg speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard Dalton Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic.
"If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you will observe that both the starboard engines are on fire.
"If you look out of the windows on the port side, you will observe that the port wing has fallen off.
"If you look down towards the Atlantic ocean, you will see a little yellow life raft with three people in it waving at you.
"That's me your captain, the co-pilot, and one of the air stewardesses. This is a recorded message. Have a good flight!"
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Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave
>safely and in a well preserved body,but rather to skid in
> sideways,totally screwed up,worn out,shouting,"oh damn what a fine ride! AMA 98634
> LOOKS LIKE SINGLE LIFE IS A COMIN  > Futaba,
FROMECO:a good way to get a charge out of life
My avitar says it all.3w all the time
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