I would like to add my talents for the contest. As all of you know,the yazz flute is my new passion. Ron Burgundy is a poser. He DID NOT play the flute, Will was just faking it. I do all my own playing. No Milly Vanilly here.
If any of you would like a musical interpretation of your flying, I would be willing to offer my services. As this contest is all about fun and sharing with the modeling community, my services will be gratis. I'm sure there will be a swarm of you trying to get a leg up on the competition by using my skills. Sadly, I can only spare enough time and energy for one lucky pilot.
Much like Spok and his Vulcan mind meld, it takes a tremendous amount of energy for me to perform. Going into a trans-like state when playing and being as one with the flute zaps me of my musical mojo pretty quickly.
Please send your requests to my management team. Sleepy C is in charge of booking my performance schedule. Contact him at
sleepyc@flyinggiants.com for details. I will even waive my usual requirements of tour bus, aroma therapy candles and Sherpa. Be warned, Sleepy makes Arliss look like Captain Kangaroo. He will insist I can't play for free and bang you up for my usual fee. Remind him this is for the Giants.
Biff, Master of the cedar 5 hole flute, clairvoyant, and paranormal seeker of truth.
Biff plays ONLY Wizard- built flutes. Sponsor of the World Flute Challenge.