Listen up Mathews . . .
I've got mariande and I'm not afraid to use it! The bird you carried home was nothing more than a two-bit stand-in. Your precious little foul is safe . . . for now. Here are my demands:
- I want the recipe for the unknown-killing, other-way flying, over-spinning, under- snapping, witches brew you slipped into everyone's coffee Sunday morning.
- 15 % percent of your lottery winnings (applied retro-actively), or 50 % of the money spent on non-winning tickets. Whichever is larger.
- lifetime supply of custom embroidered clothing for me, my family, and 2 or 3 dozen of my closest friends.
If these demands are not met in the next, ohh, 27 minutes, the chicken gets it. . . anyone have a good Jerk recipe?
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