$500 for sex

wizard · 02-10-2006, 11:16 PM

A beautiful BLONDE woman was walking down the street when she was
approached by a man. The man said, " I want to have SEX with you right now!
I'll drop 500 dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes
for you to pick it up I will make love to you from behind and be on my way!"

The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She
called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's
proposition.

Her girlfriend said " When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm
sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and
tell me what happened."

An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back.
"What happened?" the girlfriend asked. The lady said,
" That Son-Of-A-B@#ch had $500 in quarters

Big J · 02-11-2006, 12:10 AM

Talk about a two-bit ho.

mikeyj86 · 02-11-2006, 01:24 AM

now thats funny right there

analog_boy · 02-11-2006, 04:36 PM

i got a vision of cramer in my head like in that senfield episode where he tries to buy pizza with a pocket full of change. maybe im just insane.

bryson · 02-11-2006, 05:03 PM

that is really funny (hahahaha)

king160woody · 02-11-2006, 07:40 PM

no matter who u are that funny right there.. :P

Oh Yeah!! · 02-11-2006, 08:35 PM

HeHeHeHeHeHe!!!

kombat kid · 02-11-2006, 09:08 PM

hahaha i love seinfeld..definatly (kinda) like it..

very good..

02-10-2006, 11:16 PM	#1 (permalink)
wizard It will fly!!! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Washington, Indiana Age: 44 Posts: 7,722 Blog Entries: 12 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	$500 for sex A beautiful BLONDE woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man. The man said, " I want to have SEX with you right now! I'll drop 500 dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to pick it up I will make love to you from behind and be on my way!" The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition. Her girlfriend said " When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me what happened." An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What happened?" the girlfriend asked. The lady said, *" That Son-Of-A-B@#ch had $500 in quarters* __________________ Prevent Darwinism become a paramedic!!! Never try to teach a pig to sing! It wastes your time and it annoys the pig!!! Powered by Jim Beam

02-11-2006, 12:10 AM	#2 (permalink)
Big J I'm your Huckleberry Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Lower Alabama Posts: 248	Re: $500 for sex Talk about a two-bit ho. __________________ Nick Jones ____________________________________ Badges? We don't need no stinking badges.

02-11-2006, 01:24 AM	#3 (permalink)
mikeyj86 Pro Bro #2336 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Cincy, Ohio Age: 22 Posts: 404	Re: $500 for sex now thats funny right there

02-11-2006, 04:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
analog_boy just another model junkie Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Morinville, Alberta, Canada Age: 18 Posts: 701 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Re: $500 for sex i got a vision of cramer in my head like in that senfield episode where he tries to buy pizza with a pocket full of change. maybe im just insane. __________________ Patrick Stubbs Team FlightPower Canada www.FlightPower.ca AXI Motors Pacific Models www.RCModels.ca

02-11-2006, 05:03 PM	#5 (permalink)
bryson FLYING ****** Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: wildomar,ca Age: 20 Posts: 93	Re: $500 for sex that is really funny (hahahaha) __________________ TEAM RIVERSIDE MONSTER ENERGY "I FLY MODE 1"


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02-11-2006, 07:40 PM	#6 (permalink)
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02-11-2006, 08:35 PM	#7 (permalink)
Oh Yeah!! Bad-ass Super Contributer! Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 333	Re: $500 for sex HeHeHeHeHeHe!!!

02-11-2006, 09:08 PM	#8 (permalink)
kombat kid KATANA GS ROCKS!! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Florida Age: 18 Posts: 87 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Re: $500 for sex hahaha i love seinfeld..definatly (kinda) like it.. very good..

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