New Forum - Ba Dum Dum!

[madmax]

All your jokes and humor items, post 'em here!

Enjoy.

MD

[Diablo2006]

Whats pink and hard?

A pig with a flick knife

[Texx]

How many "Biff's" does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[Texx]

What disease did cured ham actually have?

[Diablo2006]

thats funny.


whats brown and starts with a "P"?

A turd

[Texx]

That's good!

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?


Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you
naked anyway.

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?


Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't
point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't
he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call
it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the
window?

That's about all the mirth I can come up with after the massive New Years Eve brain cell slaughter!

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE AND LONG LIVE THE FLYING GIANTS!

[xtraflyr]

My friend said he quit smoking cold turkey.I said what do you smoke now, HAM??

A girl goes to a shrink and tell him I keep having this dream that I'm a wigwam and I'm a teepee,I'm a wigwam,I'm a teepee. He said I know what your problem is,your to tents!!!!!

For Christmas I got a Humidifier and a Dehumidifier. I put them in the basement and let them fight it out!!

I got a dog and named him stay,really messes him up when I tell him to come stay,come, stay!!!
Ok thats enough of that!!
Later