A test of intellegnece

[wizard]

Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it's important that we keep mentally alert The saying; "If you don't use it, you will lose it" also applies to the brain, so... Below is a very private way to gage your loss or non-loss of intelligence.

So, take the following test presented here and determine if you are losing it or are still "with it." The spaces below are so you don't see the answers until you have made your answer.


OK, relax, clear your mind and... begin.




WELL MAYBE NOT THAT CLEAR!


1. What do you put in a toaster?





Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, "bread," go to Question 2.





2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?





Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please d o not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you need to content yourself with reading something more appropriate such as Children's World. If you said "water" then proceed to question 3.



3. If a red house and made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?





Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," what the devil are you still doing here reading these questions?????
If you said "glass," then! go on to Question 4.




4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany; (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?





Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors.

If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "Don't bury the survivors", then proceed to the next question.




5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London! to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get of! and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people get on In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?






Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!

Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!

[green@3D]

The sick thing is I got em all right (sort of) for a greenhouse I was low tec, ya know, 2X4 and clear plastic!!! LOL

[notorious_benny]

I suck!!!!

[bodywerks]

I are smert!!!

[50%plane]

lol that's good

[KrisW]

You have a hole 1' cube in size . Using a square tipped spade, how much dirt can you take out of it?

[jamiejig]

plenty of grip in the wetty folledr gripper 1970 ihs add anyone old enff 2 work out what is being addvertised

[kombat kid]

	Quote: Originally Posted by KrisW
	You have a hole 1' cube in size . Using a square tipped spade, how much dirt can you take out of it?

NONE!!! its a hole!! YEAHH!! i got one!!!

[why_fly_high]

	Quote: Originally Posted by jamiejig
	plenty of grip in the wetty folledr gripper 1970 ihs add anyone old enff 2 work out what is being addvertised

Is this another riddle?

Dan

[KrisW]

May I point out. . . . in case everyone else missed it. . .

It's spelled "INTELLIGENCE". . NOT intellegnece

[Ion01]

Soy inteligente!!!

For those that don't know that means "I am intelligent" in spanish.

[Mudsurfer1234]

You are locked in a solid steel box, with a chainsaw and a 2X4. The chainsaw cannot cut through steel.

How do you get out?































































answer: Cut the 2X4 in half with the chainsaw, put the 2 halves together the make a whole and crawl out.