for Biff the pirate!

[crazyextra]

Poor Pirate

One day a Pirate and a bartender were talking to each other in a bar. The Bartender asked the pirate "Where did ya get that peg leg from?"

The Pirate responded "We were sailing the seas when a big ol shark came up to me while I was swimmin and bit off me leg."

Later the Bartender asked "Where did you get that hook then?"

The pirate responded "Well, me crew and I were in a battle and it got cut through the bone."

The bartender then asked "Then where did ya get the eye patch from?"

The pirate said "In a harbor I looked at a gull flying over head and it took a dump right in me eye."

The bartender was puzzled and asked the pirate, "How would that make you get an eye patch?"

The pirate responded, "First day with the hook."

[wizard]

That's about like trying to catch an Exacto as it rolls off the workbench

[Biff]

AAAARRRR!! That's nothing!! What the bar tender didn't ask about was jock itch the second day!!

[crazyextra]

Ouch!!

I guess the Ol' twig and giggle berries weren't feeling to good after that!!

[Biff]

Yak,,everybody's a critic . Huck Master?? NOW THAT'S COMEDY!!!!!

[ConRadical]

	Quote: Originally Posted by YaKs are BeSt
	Edited by Biff,, no need to read it.

Dude, I'm not sure if you're doing it on purpose or not but you're always putting people down or trying to make them look stupid. I'm finally tired of seeing it. The old saying "If you can't say something nice don't say anything at all" applies PERFECTLY here. No offense.. just lettiing you know.

CG