Why?

[GremlinX]

Why, Why, Why



Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are
getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is
not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but
check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a
revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are
always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give
the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
:-\
I like this next one- :-)
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping
cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it
isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off
the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when
we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE ...The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four
persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three
best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

[torkrollN32]

thats a good one

[king160woody]

lol.... NICE... couple of them made me laugh for a' while ... hehehehe... only thing is i stopped and cried at the last one.... jk

[Robby]

Soooo,, you wanna know WHY,,, hhhmmmm....

	Quote: Originally Posted by mopar92
	Why, Why, Why Because, Because, and Because... Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? Because you are a dummy.... Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough? Because they can!!! Simpe as that.. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Because in the lenght of time it took to count each and every star,, maybe,, MAYBE the paint DID dry,, dummy... Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? Because,, for the same reason you wouldn't be able to stick to a bottle either if you were deprived of air to breathe.. Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? Because they don't want you to die from some weird'd out desease.. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Because he shaves.... Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? Because he doesn't want to get poked in the eye... Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Because they didn't want to get in trouble for being out of uniform... Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? Spiffy Biffy's If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? So Biffy can have someone to date... Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? So you could have something to ponder while taking a bubble bath... Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? YES!! The day you go to buy one,, damnit... Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? Because someone may have gone to store to replinish after last time... Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? Because they wanna see what sucks more,, the vaccum or the operator... Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? Because,, oh hell,, refer to the first answer given,, dummy... How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? :-\ Takin' a guess here... Either fly or walk.. Dunno, but I'll get back to you on this one... 'k.. I like this next one- :-) When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?" Because you are polite.. *I* am not!! I do say: "That hurt you stupid freakin' Richard Crainiumn" Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? Because,, I already told you.. You are a dummy.. Get a clue here... In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? Because you are not happy unless you are complainin' about something... How come you never hear father-in-law jokes? Get real.. He married your MIL.. Hasn't the poor guy suffered enuff... And my FAVORITE ...The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you. All three of my friends are just fine... Get freakin' real.. Do you see THEM answering these stupid things...

[Matchless]

Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway...?

Isn't occasional irregularity redundant...?

If bread always land butter side down, and cats always land on their feet, what would happen if you strapped a piece of buttered bread to the back of a cat and threw it out of.......?

Why do we lean forward in our car to make it go faster....?

[YNOT]

	Quote: Originally Posted by Matchless
	If bread always land butter side down

That myth was busted.

[Texx]

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted. When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'

[Edge 540]

Why does a ship carry CARGO and trucks deliver the SHIPMENT?

[DASCO]

Why are we alwayse ask questions to each other?
(i just love bananalama)

D

[Eaglebeak]

Why do houses burn down....but everything in them burns up??

[Cajun]

Why do we hate to screw up our model planes, but love to ***** models???

[bodywerks]

Why does water put out fire when it is made up of Hydrogen(a flammable gas) and Oxygen(the gas that makes fire possible in the first place)?