headlines from the year 2029

[btomlinson]

Headlines from the year 2029:

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest
country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.


Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.


Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.


Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.


Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the AmericanTerritory of the
Middle East (formerly known as Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria and Lebanon).


Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more
years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.


France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.


Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally,
but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.


George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.


Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail
delivery to Wednesdays only.


85-years, $75.8 billion study: Diet and Exercise is the key to weight loss.


Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.


Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed,
they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut. (Hummmmmmmmm)


Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.


Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals, violates their civil rights.


Average height of NBA players now nine feet, seven inches.


New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters
and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2036.


Congress authorizes direct deposit of formerly illegal political
contributions to campaign accounts.


IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.


Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines

[DASCO]

year 2030

Euroasian Union now counts 52 "states"(countries)
with japan russia and china, and they switch democracy to
commonism with some leader called II Lenin


African united Countries takes over India and make indian people
slaves and force them to make cheap shoes for the WEST.


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