Pet Fish...

[Cracky]

A game warden finds an Indian man at a popular trout fishing spot with two dozen trout swimming in a bucket. "That's way over the limit," he says, "You're under arrest."

"But officer, please," the man says, "these are my pet fish from home. I just bring them down here to let them swim free once a week. When I whistle, they all come back and get into the bucket to go home."

"I don't believe it," says the warden. "Show me."

The man promptly dumps the trout into the stream and gazes after them as they swim away.

After a minute, the warden says, "OK, how long?"

"How long what?" says the man.

"How long till you call the fish back?"

"What fish?"

[3DFreak576]

hahha....i dont think anyone got that one. It was good though.

[Jaybird]

That was great! Wise old Indian!
Brian

[pitviper51]

thats kinda like the story about the guy using dynomite to boom fish,, when the game warden baot aprouched to arrest the fisher man, the fisherman toss a stick of dynomite into the wardens baot, maken the warden throw the stick over into the water,,..... then the fisherman say, haha, you cant fish with those !! or something like that
mike

[SargeNZ]

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Sorry Pitviper...... The sentences you slaughtered left behind letters.

[Tailchaser]

Thanks Dgfick, made me smile first thing this morning, That was a good one.

Chuck

[pitviper51]

	Quote: Originally Posted by MSargent
	a f gh sf w wqng fhdf fhdf awpss, Sorry Pitviper...... The sentences you slaughtered left behind letters.

what i was typing in code hahah, must have been going to fast...
mike

[50%plane]

	Quote: Originally Posted by pitviper51
	thats kinda like the story about the guy using dynomite to boom fish,, when the game warden baot aprouched to arrest the fisher man, the fisherman toss a stick of dynomite into the wardens baot, maken the warden throw the stick over into the water,,..... then the fisherman say, haha, you cant fish with those !! or something like that mike

lol