the Irishman

[50%plane]

This is not my joke. I don't have anything against Irishmen. Yes, this is PG13.






One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10 years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself,

"It's certainly not a ship."

And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the possibilities of a small boat and even a raft.


Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited blonde clad figure.

Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a Drop-dead gorgeous woman!


The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him,

"Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a good cigar"

"Ten years," replied the amazed Irishman.

With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproof pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit and pulled out a fresh package of cigars.

He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag. : "Faith and begorrah," said the man, "that is so good I'd almost forgotten how great a smoke can be!"

"And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Powers Irish Whiskey?" asked the blonde.

Trembling, the castaway replied, "Ten years."

Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve, unzips a pocket and removes a flask and hands it to him.

He opened the flask and took a long drink. "'Tis nectar of the gods!" stated the Irishman. ''Tis truly Fantastic!"

At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked,

"And how long has it been since you played around?"

With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed,........................................... . "Jesus, Mary and Joseph .................................. Don't tell me that you've got golf clubs in there, too !"

[TrojanMan]

Hey dude, I am Irish and I think that is pretty damn funny!

Jim

[JoeAirPort]

	Quote: Originally Posted by TrojanMan
	Hey dude, I am Irish and I think that is pretty damn funny! Jim

Same here

[BreadBowl]

I have to say...

As an Irish immigrant, I'm not too fond of that joke. You make Irish people out to be complete morons, and I for one, won't stand for it.

[50%plane]

	Quote: Originally Posted by ryansmith
	I have to say... As an Irish immigrant, I'm not too fond of that joke. You make Irish people out to be complete morons, and I for one, won't stand for it.

ok, now read the hillbilly joke and tell me who gets picked on the most. Irish, or Hillbillys.



50%(real hillbilly)

[BreadBowl]

I do not appreciate the hillbilly joke either Chris. I define hillbilly.

[MrKiwi]

[MrKiwi]

	Quote: Originally Posted by 50%plane
	This is not my joke. I don't have anything against Irishmen

He had already said he had nothing against Irishmen, so don't blame him for anything. But u hae to admit it was pretty funny.