Little Johnny

[~SnApRoLl]

One day at school the teacher Mrs. Smith was giving math lessons.
She asked Johnny,if 4 rooster's were sitting a fence post and you shot one how many would be left? Johnny answered, If I shot one the other 3 rooster's would get scared and fly away and there would be none left. The teacher said that is wrong
that there would be 3 left. but I like the way you think. johnny thought for a moment and said Ok Mrs. Smith I have a question for you. there are 3 women sitting on a park bench eating an ice cream cone. One is nibbling on it a bit and one is taking her time licking the ice cream and the other is gobbeling it down, Now which one is married?
The teacher thought about it for a minute and replied its the one gobbeling it down.
Johnny said nope your wrong its the woman with the wedding ring on her finger but I like the way you think.

[MrKiwi]

lol

[50%plane]

hahahaha kids these days........

[Jaybird]

Ha Ha. Little Johnny ia a bad Mofo!

[3DFreak576]

heres another one....


A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the stranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and said to the stranger, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"

"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

"Jeez," said the stranger. "I have no idea."

"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know sh!t?"

[Modified]

Now that's funny right there, I don't care who you are.

[Vic3D]

One of the matrons of the church was cooking a pot of her famous beans for the church potluck, and her son, Little Johnny, came running through the house, BB gun in one hand, and a handful of BBs in the other.

He tripped and the BBs, naturally, went right into the pot of beans. Thinking it over, Little Johnny could think of no reason why he should risk punishment, so he said nothing.

The dinner went well, and, as usual, the beans were one of the favorite dishes. The next day, the church secretary, Mary, called Little Johnny's mother and said, "Jane, your beans were delicious as usual, but what did you put in them this time?"

Jane replied, "Nothing new, why do you ask?"

"Well," said Mary, "this morning I bent over to feed the cat and shot the canary."