funny ha-ha.....stupid questions

[Cracky]

Funny Joke - Stupid Questions
1. Why does your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?

2. If a person owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?

3. Why cant woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?

4. Why is it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"hi, my names Bob. Im an alcoholic"?

5. If you mated a Bulldog with a ****su would you get a Bull****?

6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?

8. Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have a use by date?

9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns your toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?

10. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say "I think ill squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

11. What do people in China call their good plates?

12. If the professor on Gilligans Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why cant he fix a hole in a boat?

13. Why does Goofy stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? Theyre both dogs.

14. What do you call male ballerinas?

15. Can blind people see their dreams and do they dream?

16. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme crap why doesnt he buy his dinner?

17. Why is a person who handles money called a broker?

18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

19. If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What is baby oil made from?

20. If a man is walking in a forest and no women is there to hear him is he still wrong?

21. Why is it that when someone tells you that theres billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them. But if they tell you theres wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

22. Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid when its in your arse?

23. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

[~SnApRoLl]

.24 Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

.25 Why do they call them apartments when they are together?

[Vic3D]

	Quote: Originally Posted by dgfick
	18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

LOL!!!!

[knighttwister]

is this a test?

[Cracky]

	Quote: Originally Posted by knighttwister
	is this a test?

not even close....just funny questions to make you say "huh"

[MrKiwi]

	Quote: Originally Posted by dgfick
	not even close....just funny questions to make you say "huh"

Well it worked. (at least on me)

[knighttwister]

huh! then

[pitviper51]

you have way to much time...... HAHAHAHAAHH
mike

[Road Builder]

Why does a 7-11 have locks on the door when they are open 24 hours a day?

I'm with ya Dave

Jay

[~SnApRoLl]

Why does a butane torch have a label on it that sez do not use near flame?

[~SnApRoLl]

If pro is the opposite of con, does that mean PROgress is the opposite of CONgress?

[Colonel Klank]

If a dog is barking in the forest and no one can hear him......is he still a bad dog?