MADMAX MOSHED MY NEW HAT!!!

[Biff]

So stunt boy and I were at Yager bomb's BUD LIGHT trailer having a sample with some buddies when the yahoo grabs my NEW HAT GIVEN TO ME BY MY WIFE LAST CHRISTMAS and starts yee-hawing it up. You know the deal, he grabs it by the brim and starts yelling some Southern bashing while pounding the hat on his leg. It's a starw Resistol (the replacement for the one I've had for 15 years.)

Well the hat is TOTALED!!!! Momo just gave me that "you know what he was going to do,,,I'm sorry" look. As I stared at demolition man deciding if I should choke or punch I get this "Jee paw,,I'm awful sorry I broke Mrs. Smith's window with my sling shot" look, what could I do?

Moral of this story; I'm mighty glad we are partners on a web site rather than priceless stem ware. Then to top it off, we headed to a MUSEUM WITH ONE OF A KIND PIECES OF HISTORY!!! DEAR GOD!!!!! MadMax turned loose on a museum????? I looked for Steve from Vel-Tie to see if he had 40 feet of 6 inch Velcro,, I knew I'd need at least that to control Max.

I strapped Max into a roll cart, Velcro'd him to the stroller and left only enough room for him to operate the camera for the up comong DOGS vid. You should have seen him struggle when we entered the rockets/missile hangar!! "Biff,,,,,lend me your lighter!!!!!"

My thanks go to the museum folks for popping Max in the rear with some Thorazine. It probably saved a trillion dollars worth of aviation history!!


Revenge Maxon,,,,,it's coming!!!!

[Edge540T_Flyer]

Where's Hatnapper when you need him?

[Biff]

Even HatNapper had the common courtesy of treating a hat properly! Heck, he had it captive for months and returned it without DESTROYING IT!!!!!

[50%plane]

Judas priest!

Max,
Rule #1 when dealing with a southerner: don't mess with his hat
Rule #2: don't offend him
Rule #3: He may or may not be smarter than you, but his ways are more effective 100% of the time.


JFYI
50%

[Redneck Shaun]

SSSSOOooooooo Wrong.......Ya just don't mess with another man's Resistol ..............Dang'it Max! Don't you have your own toys to play with?

Ya know what I think it is? I think Max has a little country boy envy!!! Yep, I think he's a Closet country boy. I bet if you check his radio station setting in his car he has at least one set to country.I think it's time for a change of Max's avitar to reflect his "Mad "country boy" Max" attitude.......LOL.......................
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Redneck

[Biff]

I just knew you guys would back me on this one. Kill a man's hat?????? NEVER!!!

[snap a saurus]

WOW, that was a nice hat and a gift from the wife!!!, I think Max stepped over the edge, I can't believe the damage he did, the broken straws were everywhere, it was ugly, my neck still hurts, if it was me I would definitely make him pay and I know how to give him a taste of his own medicine, just let me know Biff, does hubbly bubbly ring a bell.