I have attained an all new low at my job. I have posted in the past that I am a surgical tech working 3rd shift to cover emergency call while I'm in school during the day. Well, the other night I had to help remove a 14 inch long 3.5 inch thick cucumber out of some guys ass. His excuse for placing it there? He was horny. Hepatitis C and MRSA, too. I should get hazardous duty pay.

metalmike

Life has gotten harder. I am going back to college to get my second of possibly 3 degrees. I am currently a surgical tech, now I am working on being a radiological tech with the hopes of being a nuclear medicine tech. That's a lot of techs. But if it works out in less than 4 years I'll be making about double what I make now. I'm still hoping for the powerball. If I do, I'll buy Chris Todd that new Accord he wants. Maybe 2.

metalmike

So yesterday as my father and I rolled up to the field to do some much needed flying I totally had it my mind that today would be different from all the other times that I fly. Normally I just show up, plug in a battery and fly until it's almost dead. Switch batteries and repeat.

Actually, it's not a bad plan. Yesterday, however, was to be different. I was going to actually work on learning new skills. I want to work on the timing to allow me to do harrier rolls and other such rolling maneuvers without losing altitude. Sounded great in my head. 5 batteries later and I have yet to...

metalmike

the next three days might be pretty awesome. i'm leaving shortly to drop my wife off at the airport so she can go on a business trip to vegas. so for the next three days i am home alone, so i'll get to fly and eat bad food and whatever i want. which probably means i might fly once or twice and still eat my veggies. no strippers or raging parties. damn, i'm boring.

metalmike

so, back in december i had tonsils removed in an attempt to sure my sleep apnea. for about a month and a half i had some of the best sleep of my life. then it started going back to the way it was before the surgery. i went to see my surgeon and he suggested a follow-up sleep study to see if there is some other problem that might be causing me to experience apnea again. i did the sleep study about 2 weeks ago and last week i got my results. i had no signs of apnea, but.....they seem to think i might have narcolepsy. how awesome is that? something with no real cure, a lifetime of being tired and...

metalmike