Official FG intervention,,TO ARMS BROTHERS!

[Kitman]

Gentlemen, Brothers of the Giants!

We need to take this matter in our own hands, he is under the spell of the "V"!!! It makes him do irrational things!! We need to kidnap him and bring him to the DOGS show for a one on one revival with Dr. Morgan!!!!!!

Remember there is proof that Wedding Cake kills a womens sex drive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We need to unite behind our brother Chris!

[Rockoflyer]

I have only met Chris once he is a nice chap.BUT I will say this .While at the Huck Fest Chris just up and vanished for most of Sat afternoon then poof just showed up right befor dinner .HMMMMMM I think this is the handy work of a FEMBOT .Chris be strong you can resist the force.

[Bunky F. Knuckle]

Yeah, all the attention is on me now!!! I'm LOVIN it!!!!! YEAH!!!!!! I finally give you guys something to get me on, and thankfully you are running WILD with it!!!! Gotta love the FG Bretheren!!!

Hey Rocky, don't sweat man!!! I can resist anything!!!! The "V" has nothing to do with my decision to go campin'. I want to go, PERIOD!!!! I'm a big boy, I can make my own decisions.

Bunk~

[Do-rag]

I think this is relavant to this case and we must stop Chris from eating the food mentioned in the following story.

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"



After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in
the front row raised his hand, and softly said,
"Wedding Cake."

[KrisW]

	Quote: Originally Posted by SleepyC
	Yea but airplanes can can't provide you with the " Wink, Wink, nudge, nudge, say no more, say no more" either.

Uh. . Sleepy. . I cook better than most women. . .clean better (when I want to). . do laundry better (it all goes in TOGETHER.. forget sorting), and my bathroom is not cluttered up with a bunch of smelly weird facial chemicals. . .

So. . if ALL I can get is some "nudge wink, smirk and grin" out of a woman. . . and that is the only way they can "improve" my life. . .

It's ONLY "Sex" !!!!!!!!

Flying is usually better. . .

[Hoss]

	Quote: Originally Posted by KrisW
	So. . if ALL I can get is some "nudge wink, smirk and grin" out of a woman. . . and that is the only way they can "improve" my life. . . It's ONLY "Sex" !!!!!!!! Flying is usually better. . .

And just think about it you can always go rent it for a night or an hour compared to owning it.

[Bunky F. Knuckle]

In my case, well, I can't say I can get it for free. But I do have to pay for a few things............. Like fuel on the way down and back. Some food, and cannot forget ADULT BEVERAGES!!! How about some Cap't Morgans, and some Canadian Club whiskey.............. 2 of my favorte drinks!!! MMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!

Back to our regularly scheduled program......

[SleepyC]

	Quote:
	It's ONLY "Sex" !!!!!!!! Flying is usually better. . .

DUDE... gotta find the right chick!

I know this one in Beijing, Show her a P-tip prop, and man...
she will port and polish your new BME115 like nobody's business!


aren't innuendos fun!!

[KrisW]

	Quote: Originally Posted by SleepyC
	DUDE... gotta find the right chick! I know this one in Beijing, Show her a P-tip prop, and man... she will port and polish your new BME115 like nobody's business! aren't innuendos fun!!

Uh.. sleepy. . What happens after the 1st hour?? After all the porting and polishing and running and high-end prop rip screaming. . . . . Maintenance costs. . ."free advice", that if not followed ends all porting and polishing operations. . . jealousy. . .illogical hormone driven emotional tirades. . . .

I'm aghast that they have not managed to clone copies of Ann Coulter. . . I could deal with her!!!

[Tired Old Man]

Just think, winning at one big contest and he could have gone home that night with 3 or 4 for 1. Now he's facing one or none.

Left hand, right hand, never complains, the one with the legs is always a pain.

Prepay that credit card to hide all the fun, if she finds out be ready to run.

30 years to come of yes dear, ok. Please dear God, how do I get away?

Best of luck to ya. You're gonna need it.

[Craven]

I don't know about you KrisW but, SEX is pretty damn good! Maybe a little more for you and you wouldn't be so grouchy about the IMAC judging!

[Temptation]

I'm sorry, but I thought that was pretty damn funny. Even though the thread has been closed, it lives on.

Mike Darr