Why Helis Are Like Women - By Joshua Ziering

Joshua Ziering · 10-23-2007, 06:35 PM

Had a great time at iHobby this weekend despite the music issues. I came up with this list one the long ride back.

Why Helis are like women.

You never know which way they are going to go.

They have good days, and really bad days.

I don't really care about the tail because I have a few of them. Others are really concerned about the tail

Helis hate getting dirty and love to bitch about it.

My helis love to make shrill high pitched noises when they are pissed off.

My helis never last long enough for me.

Helis cost me lots of money, and I'm sometimes not sure if it's worth it.

Cheap helis can be fun at times.

They have good parts. Sometimes bolting on new parts is expensive.

Everyone can tell which ones have upgrade parts.

....and the cous de gras.....

My helis go down on me all the time.

Joshua Ziering · 10-23-2007, 06:44 PM

OK so maybe that last one isn't like the women I get with, But we all have goals.

3D-Seth · 10-23-2007, 07:29 PM

LOL too funny!

ilovemetro · 10-23-2007, 07:30 PM

Popsicle stick

Joshua Ziering · 10-23-2007, 08:16 PM

I dont get it.

Joshua Ziering · 10-23-2007, 08:16 PM

Ohhh. I get it.

ilovemetro · 10-23-2007, 08:26 PM

haha. just joshin. get it.. just joshin..

CSpaced · 11-01-2007, 08:50 PM

lol...funny stuff.

**Toro** · 11-01-2007, 11:48 PM

I thought you would have said... The harder you hit em' the more they cost you.

LawnJockey · 11-01-2007, 11:52 PM

I would add.

Once you take them out the door it costs you money

Edge 540 · 11-02-2007, 12:00 AM

Josh thinks he's funny or something.

JZiering · 11-02-2007, 01:19 AM

Josh wishes he could make women squeal like he makes his helis...

10-23-2007, 06:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
Joshua Ziering Doo It! Doo It! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Chandler AZ Age: 22 Posts: 81	Why Helis Are Like Women - By Joshua Ziering Had a great time at iHobby this weekend despite the music issues. I came up with this list one the long ride back. Why Helis are like women. You never know which way they are going to go. They have good days, and really bad days. I don't really care about the tail because I have a few of them. Others are really concerned about the tail Helis hate getting dirty and love to bitch about it. My helis love to make shrill high pitched noises when they are pissed off. My helis never last long enough for me. Helis cost me lots of money, and I'm sometimes not sure if it's worth it. Cheap helis can be fun at times. They have good parts. Sometimes bolting on new parts is expensive. Everyone can tell which ones have upgrade parts. ....and the cous de gras..... My helis go down on me all the time.

10-23-2007, 06:44 PM	#2 (permalink)
Joshua Ziering Doo It! Doo It! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Chandler AZ Age: 22 Posts: 81	Re: Why Helis Are Like Women - By Joshua Ziering OK so maybe that last one isn't like the women I get with, But we all have goals.

10-23-2007, 07:29 PM	#3 (permalink)
3D-Seth Huckin' Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: New Holland, Ohio Age: 18 Posts: 1,847 Blog Entries: 11	Re: Why Helis Are Like Women - By Joshua Ziering LOL too funny! __________________ Team JR Quique's Aircraft Company Desert Aircraft Fancy Foam Models Hacker Brushless Motors Tru-Turn Spinners Aero Protect Corporation 1st U.S. R/C Flight School

10-23-2007, 07:30 PM	#4 (permalink)
ilovemetro 3V0lution Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: White Lake MI Posts: 1,017	Re: Why Helis Are Like Women - By Joshua Ziering Popsicle stick __________________ www.pmac.jydata.com

10-23-2007, 08:16 PM	#5 (permalink)
Joshua Ziering Doo It! Doo It! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Chandler AZ Age: 22 Posts: 81	Re: Why Helis Are Like Women - By Joshua Ziering I dont get it.


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10-23-2007, 08:16 PM	#6 (permalink)
Joshua Ziering Doo It! Doo It! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Chandler AZ Age: 22 Posts: 81	Re: Why Helis Are Like Women - By Joshua Ziering Ohhh. I get it.

10-23-2007, 08:26 PM	#7 (permalink)
ilovemetro 3V0lution Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: White Lake MI Posts: 1,017	Re: Why Helis Are Like Women - By Joshua Ziering haha. just joshin. get it.. just joshin.. __________________ www.pmac.jydata.com

11-01-2007, 08:50 PM	#8 (permalink)
CSpaced Outlaw Slayer! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Oak Ridge, NC Age: 31 Posts: 2,490 Blog Entries: 16	Re: Why Helis Are Like Women - By Joshua Ziering lol...funny stuff. __________________ *Performance Aircraft Unlimited*

11-01-2007, 11:48 PM	#9 (permalink)
Toro Sleepy's step and fetch Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Chino Hills, California Age: 36 Posts: 2,271 Blog Entries: 1 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Re: Why Helis Are Like Women - By Joshua Ziering I thought you would have said... The harder you hit em' the more they cost you. __________________ Assistant resident train wreck.

11-01-2007, 11:52 PM	#10 (permalink)
LawnJockey cuttin the grass with balsa Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Idaho City, Idaho Age: 40 Posts: 694 Blog Entries: 1 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Re: Why Helis Are Like Women - By Joshua Ziering I would add. Once you take them out the door it costs you money __________________ The word of the day is LEGS. Spread the word.

11-02-2007, 12:00 AM	#11 (permalink)
Edge 540 Bad-ass Super Contributer! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dayton Ohio Posts: 1,681	Re: Why Helis Are Like Women - By Joshua Ziering Josh thinks he's funny or something. __________________ www.ohiomodelplanes.com http://www.flyinggiants.com/gallery/...500&ppuser=273

11-02-2007, 01:19 AM	#12 (permalink)
JZiering Team Ziering Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: NJ Age: 18 Posts: 94	Re: Why Helis Are Like Women - By Joshua Ziering Josh wishes he could make women squeal like he makes his helis... __________________ -Jon www.CastleCreations.com www.CustomCDR.com www.empirerc.com

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