Listen up Mathews . . .

[tl3]

I've got mariande and I'm not afraid to use it! The bird you carried home was nothing more than a two-bit stand-in. Your precious little foul is safe . . . for now. Here are my demands:
- I want the recipe for the unknown-killing, other-way flying, over-spinning, under- snapping, witches brew you slipped into everyone's coffee Sunday morning.
- 15 % percent of your lottery winnings (applied retro-actively), or 50 % of the money spent on non-winning tickets. Whichever is larger.
- lifetime supply of custom embroidered clothing for me, my family, and 2 or 3 dozen of my closest friends.

If these demands are not met in the next, ohh, 27 minutes, the chicken gets it. . . anyone have a good Jerk recipe?

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[Toro]

UH OH .... sounds serious....

[wmat7039]

First of all.... Your "two-bit stand-in" is a fake.... I have the original here which I double switched in Fayetteville....She is SAFE & SOUND, tucked away in her little bed....right beside mine! (As you can see).

Now...On the demands:

1) I will NEVER give up the "secret potions" that I brought all the way from Jamaica. My direct contact with the "potion maker" will be extended if needs be.

2) Lottery winnings will be used for the "sole purpose" of having Quique give private lessons with ONE intent in mind!

3) Custom Embroidered clothing would probably include Poison Ivy or itching powder in the arm-pits with an addition of "Oil of Forget the Unknowns" sprinkled all over them.

We can settle this "mano a mano" at Triple Tree. No need to bring my "trusty little chicken" into the bull fight!

I hereby reject the demands!

[tl3]

The grill is sizzling . . .
t

[wmat7039]

	Quote: Originally Posted by tl3
	The grill is sizzling . . . t

Poor innocent stand-in! I do feel for her.
Wayne

[madmax]

I wanna play...

[wmat7039]

Be careful...Be VERY careful Max..... She's no "Floosie" & doesn't scare easily!

[50%plane]

This is going to get ugly.....................

[RudderAuthority]

HAHAHA this is going down hill fast, another chicken thread just like the chicken stick thread.

[RollingHarrier]

MAX be careful! You're pointing that weapon at your Airplane!

	Quote: Originally Posted by MadMax
	I wanna play...

[SUPERFLYJAY]

WAYNE DONT WORRY SERVO MAN WILL PROTECT YOUR CHICKEN !!!!!!!!! WAYNE JUST GIMME THE WORD AND ILL HAVE ONE OF THE SOPRANOS GO DOWN AND TAKE CARE OF TL3. JUST GIVE THE WORD !!!! SUPERFLYJAY IS ON THE WAY !!!!

[50%plane]

	Quote: Originally Posted by RollingHarrier
	MAX be careful! You're pointing that weapon at your Airplane!

Tuna boats and the chickens............


Hey, aren't guns illegal in California?