Funny stuff

[Pro1Foam]

My wife sent this to me.... LOL

Irecently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette



When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry



After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi



By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates



Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas


The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud



I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Anonymous


"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henny Youngman



"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
Sam Kinison



"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing."
Oscar Wilde
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavrac




"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray


Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash



The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Anonymous


You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henny Youngman


My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield


A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle


Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
Anonymous


A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous



First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

[Road Builder]

You forgot "Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other days I just let her sleep in."
Jay Leifheit

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Thaflyer love the avitar!!