Sheep stuck in the fence.....

DVFlyer · 01-25-2006, 03:22 PM

So Zeke and his slightly slow brother Skeeter (or insert your favorite people to make fun of) are walking around their ranch in Arkansas. They 'round a corner of a hay bale pile and see a sheep with it's head stuck in the fence.

Zeke looks over at Skeeter and says, "Oh my. This only happens once in a blue moon. I'm not missing a chance at this one. Keep a watch out for me, Skeeter".

Skeeter moves behind the hay bale to keep watch not totally understanding what's happening when he hears Zeke making grunting noises and the sheep "Baaaa'ing" in protest. His curiosity gets the best of him and he peeks around the corner and sees Zeke having his way with the sheep! He quickly moves back behind the hale bale and waits for Zeke to get done.

When he was finished, Zeke comes around the corner and says, "Ok Skeeter. Your turn. Go for it".

Skeeter says, "well, ok, if I have to". So Skeeter walks around they hay bale and Zeke hears him grunting and groaning, but doesn't hear anything from the sheep. Curious as to why, Zeke peeks around to see what he's doing and when he sees Skeeter, he exclaims,

"What are you doing Skeeter!!!"

Skeeter, having stuck his head in the fence, looks back and says, "Ok, Zeke, I'm ready, just be gentle".

Biff · 01-25-2006, 04:04 PM

BAAAHAAAAAAAA!!! Good one,I'll use it on Texx!!

**WOODisGOOD** · 01-25-2006, 04:35 PM

	Quote: Originally Posted by Biff
	BAAAHAAAAAAAA!!! Good one,I'll use it on Texx!!

I bet you will. I guess this is legal where your from.

Texx · 01-25-2006, 04:47 PM

	Quote: Originally Posted by Biff
	BAAAHAAAAAAAA!!! Good one,I'll use it on Texx!!

BIFF, You rotten so and so! And you know how much I hate Lamb! And wool makes me break out in a rash!

ouch! · 01-25-2006, 05:24 PM

If you think the shining is what happens when biff walks in a barn

you might be a redne... Appalachain American

**Kiwi** · 01-25-2006, 06:18 PM

DVFLYER.

You cannot imagine the releif when I read that one.

I was prepared for war my friend but it appears these Southern Dudes have a reputation as well.

Kiwi

wizard · 01-26-2006, 12:58 AM

Biff has learned that you don't have to wait for them to get their head stuck in a fence. He just wears the tall rubber boots. When he catches the sheep he sticks one back let in each boot to keep it from running away. Now if we could just teach him how to tell the males from the females..

YaKs are BeSt · 01-26-2006, 02:17 AM

thats lame at 1:18 AM

gosh I hate doing my english paper

choppedlow · 01-26-2006, 05:02 AM

Biff has to wear button fly jeans, cause the zippers scare the sheep!

**Boulder** · 01-26-2006, 07:24 AM

That's my Daaaaaaaaaaaaddy...

DVFlyer · 01-26-2006, 12:24 PM

Kiwi,

I know what you mean. I hesitated before clicking submit, but figured I'd take a chance. At least I held back the urge to title the thread:

Max and Biff met a sheep......

01-25-2006, 03:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
DVFlyer Flyin' Around Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 7	Sheep stuck in the fence..... So Zeke and his slightly slow brother Skeeter (or insert your favorite people to make fun of) are walking around their ranch in Arkansas. They 'round a corner of a hay bale pile and see a sheep with it's head stuck in the fence. Zeke looks over at Skeeter and says, "Oh my. This only happens once in a blue moon. I'm not missing a chance at this one. Keep a watch out for me, Skeeter". Skeeter moves behind the hay bale to keep watch not totally understanding what's happening when he hears Zeke making grunting noises and the sheep "Baaaa'ing" in protest. His curiosity gets the best of him and he peeks around the corner and sees Zeke having his way with the sheep! He quickly moves back behind the hale bale and waits for Zeke to get done. When he was finished, Zeke comes around the corner and says, "Ok Skeeter. Your turn. Go for it". Skeeter says, "well, ok, if I have to". So Skeeter walks around they hay bale and Zeke hears him grunting and groaning, but doesn't hear anything from the sheep. Curious as to why, Zeke peeks around to see what he's doing and when he sees Skeeter, he exclaims, "What are you doing Skeeter!!!" Skeeter, having stuck his head in the fence, looks back and says, "Ok, Zeke, I'm ready, just be gentle".

01-25-2006, 04:04 PM	#2 (permalink)
Biff I knocked a horse out once. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: South Carolina Age: 48 Posts: 3,163	Re: Sheep stuck in the fence..... BAAAHAAAAAAAA!!! Good one,I'll use it on Texx!!

01-25-2006, 05:24 PM	#5 (permalink)
ouch! Its fokker time Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Baltimore Age: 18 Posts: 346	Re: Sheep stuck in the fence..... If you think the shining is what happens when biff walks in a barn you might be a redne... Appalachain American __________________

01-25-2006, 06:18 PM	#6 (permalink)
Kiwi Bad-ass Super Contributer! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Chile Age: 55 Posts: 4,791 Blog Entries: 4 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Sheep stuck in the fence..... DVFLYER. You cannot imagine the releif when I read that one. I was prepared for war my friend but it appears these Southern Dudes have a reputation as well. Kiwi __________________ Kiwi www.crackroll.com

01-26-2006, 12:58 AM	#7 (permalink)
wizard It will fly!!! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Washington, Indiana Age: 44 Posts: 7,747 Blog Entries: 12 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 2	Re: Sheep stuck in the fence..... Biff has learned that you don't have to wait for them to get their head stuck in a fence. He just wears the tall rubber boots. When he catches the sheep he sticks one back let in each boot to keep it from running away. Now if we could just teach him how to tell the males from the females.. __________________ Prevent Darwinism become a paramedic!!! Never try to teach a pig to sing! It wastes your time and it annoys the pig!!! Powered by Jim Beam


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01-26-2006, 02:17 AM	#8 (permalink)
YaKs are BeSt The Burgur Lifestyle is kickas Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: TEXAS Age: 19 Posts: 473	Re: Sheep stuck in the fence..... thats lame at 1:18 AM gosh I hate doing my english paper

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DVFlyer Flyin' Around Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 7	Re: Sheep stuck in the fence..... Kiwi, I know what you mean. I hesitated before clicking submit, but figured I'd take a chance. At least I held back the urge to title the thread: Max and Biff met a sheep......

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