North vs South

[choppedlow]

And if it does go down, I will add being kicked out of NJ with Utah, the UK, and after a week in a Mexican jail. All times being driven to the border by the cops. But the Utah one was becasue I chucked a TV hooked to a 150' extension cord, off the rail into the pool at three in the AM. DEPTH CHARGE!!!! Beaver Utah dosent like me.

[dmichael]

I believe this is just a simple misunderstanding..... he was talking about North Jersey and South Jersey... now there's two different parts of the country....

[choppedlow]

And Biff, come on. The south sucks too. Lets be honest. If a town can't have a Gay Pride Parade, without wearing helmets, and a police escort............................................ . And the north? "Hey slave's! Run up here and work for me! You'll be FREE! Free labor!" The west Coast is wear its at. We have Gay Pride stuff all the time!

[Texx]

You will have to call me when you are in the neighborhood so we can hang. I'm sure that everyone will be getting together at the Joe Nall in May as well.
Biff's gonna be miffed that you didn't fall for the "yarn" he spun! He is actually my best friend and will go to any measure to make me suffer! What a Pal he is!

Sorry Biff, You can fool some of the people some of the time....but you can't fool Chopped!

BTW...I love the South! Isn't that where that Cnl. Sanders dude came from with that delicious secret fried chicken recipe?

[choppedlow]

We should at least arm wrestle, or have a break dance comp. I'll bring the cardboard, and the "Breakn'" soundtrack! Then, I'll get out the Tia Bo tape, and we an watch Billy Blank pretend he's not gay! We'll put Biff in a leatard, and make him play patty-cake. And for the Nall, Im going to tow my 35' toy hauler accross this fun filled, hill billy south to get there. And when I do, watch out. Remember the scene on Easyrider, when they came in that diner, and them old rednecks took a look? You should have seen them look at me when I went to Hoten Michagan to go snowmobilling. Either I was the devil, or Elvis. But I did get around, if you know what I mean!

[wizard]

I have lived in Southern Indiana for most of my life. It gave me the chance to experience both sides of "North vs. South" all in one location. For those of you wondering that makes me a flat land hillbilly. I live in a town Washington, or as pronounced by approx. 1/3 of the residents Worshington. There is a constant battle over the name of the small body of flowing water, some say creek, some say crick.

I have noticed that both Indiana and Kentucky have communities of Amish. The major difference, In Indiana they all own restaurants and have web sites ( www.blackbugy.com ), in Kentucky their buggies are all in the front yard up on blocks.

As for not seeing the Souther influence in Florida. First it is because of the mass migration of old northerners to Florida. Hell it even affects the squirrels. look at the second pic to see the real reason that Florida isn't really a part of the south.

[rcdart]

	Quote: Originally Posted by Kiwi
	OK Enough of this you guys or I 'm off to the patents office to file a claim. Heres why. Kiwis invented those big sloppy gumboots to sell to Australians so they could get a better hold of the mountain blondes. Australians invented velcro gloves so they dont need the head in the fence method anymore. Kiwis invented velco zippers for pants so as not to scare the sheep when they visit Oztralia. Any more of this and I will get BAAAAABBAARRRAAAAA to call the feds. Kiwi

Damm Kiwi, this was purely a case of Nth Seppo v's Sth Seppo, now you go and start the sh*t flinging, in all the banter back and forth here and on the old FC, never, never have I seen it where we belittled you because of where you come from. However as you have been away for some time, you my dear South Pacific POM, seem to be a little confused. The one thing we will have to agree on is that, yes we probably do have more sheep than NZ, but we also have more Kiwi's than NZ, I wonder if these two facts are related??

[Redneck Shaun]

Well hell. If we are going to reference squirrels to describe the part of the country your in, Allow me to introduce a Texas squirrel to ya!!

[Kiwi]

	Quote: Originally Posted by rcdart
	Damm Kiwi, this was purely a case of Nth Seppo v's Sth Seppo, now you go and start the sh*t flinging, in all the banter back and forth here and on the old FC, never, never have I seen it where we belittled you because of where you come from. However as you have been away for some time, you my dear South Pacific POM, seem to be a little confused. The one thing we will have to agree on is that, yes we probably do have more sheep than NZ, but we also have more Kiwi's than NZ, I wonder if these two facts are related??

RCD,

Wow it has been some time since I was back that way. I have to be honest, I think the sheep in NZ are more skeered as they say in SC, and as for more Kiwis in OZ than Kiwilandia I would not be surprised. Still someone has to keep these Sepos on the straight and narrow digger, so no harm intended with referral to the west island. Just trying to rassle up a storm.

Have a cool VB for me mate.

Kiwi

[rcdart]

	Quote: Originally Posted by Kiwi
	RCD, Have a cool VB for me mate. Kiwi

Damm, I was just about to hook up the trailer and go flying, but if you are sure I must drink instead, so be it, I can't guarantee the old VB would be the choice though.
Kiwi, have a nice day mate, and most important, careful when ducking through fences

[Kiwi]

Kiwi, have a nice day mate, and most important, careful when ducking through fences


South Carolina rule No 1.

Never offer to go through the fence first, Always be a gentlemen and let the locals go first.

Kiwi

[Texx]

Hey REDNECK SHAUN...Is that really what the squrrels in Texas look like? Jeeze...everything sure is BIG in Texas! YIKES!