I'm Broke

[Cracky]

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of
your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
vacuum cleaners".

"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!", "I'm broke!" and
she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed wide
open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my
demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her
hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this
horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good
appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."

What part of broke do you not understand?

[BDSBob]

I hope the old lady was kind enough to offer the salesman some dental floss.

[Cracky]

or a tooth pick

[ShortBus]

Mouthwash

[knighttwister]

a fork!

[Boulder]

So thick you'll be tempted to eat it with a fork, but use a spoon, you'll want to get every drop.

[Road Builder]

I hope her ketchup isn't stale. Poop de jour (poop of the day)!

Jay