Viagra

[Gonnacrash]

The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!)
When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans.
The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations
were acceptable.

About seven minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week
went very well for everyone

The Top Ten were:



10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up!
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
3. Viagra, home of the whopper!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life!

And the unanimous number one slogan:

1. This is your winkie. This is your winkie on drugs.

[Big J]

Those were great. I was standing next to a coworker while we were both using the urinals one day. He casually mentioned that he had started using Viagra. I asked him how things were working out for him. He said he only had to use half a dose. I asked if that was because the stuff was so effective. He smiled wistfully and said that at his age he didn't use it to enhance his sex life - he just used it to keep from peeing on his shoes.

[wizard]

Here is a good one

[50%plane]

	Quote: Originally Posted by Gonnacrash
	The boss of a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was that they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products, that captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. About seven minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top Ten List. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very well for everyone The Top Ten were: 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up! 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper. 8. Viagra, Like a rock! 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. 6. Viagra, Be all that you can be. 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone. 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. 3. Viagra, home of the whopper! 2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life! And the unanimous number one slogan: 1. This is your winkie. This is your winkie on drugs.

Those are kindda weak. I prefer:

Viagra, feel the difference


Chris

[Boulder]

Bwaaaahhaaaahaaaahhaaaa!!!!

Good ones

[~SnApRoLl]

I took a Viagra once it got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck for hours.

[Foamy Love]

Thanks for the laugh. I really needed it this week.

[plaster93]

Thats a funny one wizard.

[yakwrecker]

Viagra, when you must bring your OOHHH!!! game.
Viagra, bringing people together since 1991.
Viagra, lets you have it your way.
ok im done