Dear Tech Support

[Cracky]

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began
unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system
activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Golfing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking
about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 . Please help!

Thanks,

Troubled User.....

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REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:



This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and
Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator
to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 .
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your
Wife 1.0 manual underWarnings-Alimony/Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0
and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to
alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will
have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance . Wife 1.0 comes with
several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.

However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to
launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance
of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This
application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,

Tech Support

[A-Track]

If your lucky wife 1.0 will come loaded with my parents are rich $3.0

[Mark Davis]

Ah, I see you never got the memo from tech support...

The upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 is full of bugs... The only recourse is to reformat, reinstall and start over at Girlfriend 1.0... Never, repeat NEVER attempt to upgrade Girlfriend to Wife...

If you do not heed this advice, you are at risk to lose your house, your car, your dog, your freedom and last but not least, your balls...

[JohnnyKatana]

if Wife 1.0 is sucessfully uninstalled, it takes with it half of your program files, and also half of the cpu , making it much more difficult to reinstall girlfriend 7.0.
luckily, the is now a Prenup 1.0 BETA patch to make uninstall less of a hassle

[Edge 540]

Wife 1.0 also comes with annoying extra software such as "in-laws 3.2" and "friends 4.5" which install themselves automatically.

[Ion01]

Wife 1.0 will also run commands without your concent, like C:\BEDROOM\IMNOTINTHEMOOD.exe which will conflict and overide other programs like SEX 1.0!

[captain ducman]

User wants to install WIFE 1.0

CANCEL OR ALLOW

[Ion01]

	Quote: Originally Posted by captain ducman
	User wants to install WIFE 1.0 CANCEL OR ALLOW

Are you thinking about getting married?

I actually got engage about 3 weeks ago! I am really exited but it will be about 2 years before we actually get married so she can get out of school since she has a full ride at a school 2 hours away.

Edit: I guess I should tell the truth....I am waiting to I can finish my first gasser!!

[wizard]

All of this is even worse when you make the mistake of installing Wife 2.0. The uninstall on it was even worse than the complete system reset and hard drive wipe for un-installing wife 1.0. Now if I could just find a copy of girlfriend 17.0 I would be in great shape.

[airborneSGT]

Well at least you dont have the problem of the GoldDigger 1.0. Thats all I seem to find. Finding a nice woman in FL who is not after the money seems to be a rarity.

[captain ducman]

	Quote: Originally Posted by Ion01
	Are you thinking about getting married?

Congratulations on your engagement!!

Nah dude, I installed wife 1.0 already, April will be 13years.

I have many friends with Aviation Induced Divorce Syndrome and I dont want any part of that.

On a funnier note I've watched 59yo Captains who have tried Wife versions 1.0, 2.0 and 3.0 - still paying royalties to each version (and can't use any of them) - with their "body by Budwieser" physique try to install Girlfriend 7.2 (the 21yo flight attendant add-on)....and think they have game.

Duc

[Joshua Ziering]

I'm worried. My future wife just told me she wants to try "open source" now.

I told her I'm not into sharing.

Josh