13 reasons!

[crazyextra]

Why its great to be a male


1)Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

2)You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

3)You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

4)If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

5)Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

6)Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

7)Same work, more pay.

8)Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.

9)Wedding dress: $2,000. Tuxedo rental: $75.

10)If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

11)You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

12)The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

13)Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.

[Flyjunkie]

Its all true

[Cajun]

14) you can get ready for a party that starts at 6:00 at 5:45 and still be early

[Boulder]

Perfect!!! Absolutely perfect!!!

[Mark Davis]

15) "Mother Nature" doesn't come to visit once a month...

16) You can go into a store, buy what you need and be finished in 15 minutes...

17) A hot wax treatment is something you do to your car, not your pubes...

18) Jeans & a t-shirt will get you through most social events...

[crazyextra]

19) Only have to shave our faces, not out entire bodies