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| Ba Dum Bum! Jokes & Humor – Got something funny ? Let’s see it! (PG-13 only please) |
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One day I noticed that my patient (I'm a paramedic), an elderly lady, was looking very nervous so he decided to tell her a little joke as I put on his gloves. "Do you know how they make these gloves?" I asked. "No, I don't." she replied. "Well," I spoofed, "there's a building in China with a big tank of latex and workers of all hand sizes walk up to the tank, dip in their hands, let them dry, then peel off the gloves and throw them into boxes of the right size." She didn't crack a smile. "Oh, well. I tried," I thought. But five minutes later, while I was starting an IV, she burst out laughing. "What's so funny?" I asked. "I was just picturing how condoms are made!" she said. Gotta watch those little old ladies! Their minds are always working!!
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