New US Special Forces!

Texx · 02-22-2006, 01:51 PM

United States Redneck Special Forces

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These
Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma,
Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been
given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

Neogenesis · 02-22-2006, 02:13 PM

git-er-done!!!!!!!!!!!!

50%plane · 02-22-2006, 02:24 PM

ROFLMHO

HAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That is too funny.

50%

ICE_MAN · 02-22-2006, 05:14 PM

Hahaha... Wait a sec. I'm from Ky.! Did I get picked!?

Greyhoundman · 02-22-2006, 05:46 PM

'Round here in Missourah we...er..uh...They go by "Hoosier" even proudly display their Missourah Terrorist huntin' permit in their back window of their truck.

**Boulder** · 02-22-2006, 05:51 PM

Bwahahahaha!!!

Good one Texx, I like it!!

ICE_MAN · 02-22-2006, 06:25 PM

Oh Man and I had one of those yellow stickers on the back of my truck too.... Sheeshk

ICE_MAN · 02-22-2006, 06:30 PM

There, New Custom Title.

Biff · 02-22-2006, 11:23 PM

Texx,,,,,, you failed to mention that South Carolina boys were declared too deadly for combat by NATO. Thanks for putting that in. You are SO dead.

quentonious · 02-22-2006, 11:29 PM

Then at the end of the season can we put in for a trophy hunt for the big guy

Texx · 02-23-2006, 08:50 AM

	Quote: Originally Posted by Biff
	Texx,,,,,, you failed to mention that South Carolina boys were declared too deadly for combat by NATO. Thanks for putting that in. You are SO dead.

Biffy...I deleted out the Carolinas, as to not get you started! And just when I thought I was off the "BIFF DEATH HUNT LIST"! Oh well...the pain is eminent!

50%plane · 02-23-2006, 11:44 AM

Where's Virginia??? Many people over here still haven't gotten over Dale's death.

50%

02-22-2006, 01:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
Texx Bad-ass Super Contributer! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: New Jersey Posts: 964	New US Special Forces! United States Redneck Special Forces The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened today. 2. There is no limit. 3. They taste just like chicken. 4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus. 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt. We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday. __________________ Jersey Texx Don't call me "Yankee"!

02-22-2006, 02:13 PM	#2 (permalink)
Neogenesis Down Low..Too Slow..DOH!! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Findlay, OH Posts: 1,012	Re: New US Special Forces! git-er-done!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ Fly it like you stole it!!!

02-22-2006, 02:24 PM	#3 (permalink)
50%plane Funkadelic Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Static Display Age: 21 Posts: 8,129 Blog Entries: 11 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 3	Re: New US Special Forces! ROFLMHO HAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That is too funny. 50%

02-22-2006, 05:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
ICE_MAN Bad-ass Super Contributer! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Paducah Ky. Age: 18 Posts: 227	Re: New US Special Forces! Hahaha... Wait a sec. I'm from Ky.! Did I get picked!? __________________ Extra 300L By: Extreme Flight Heart Of Ohio Huckfest! June 30th-July 2nd!

02-22-2006, 05:46 PM	#5 (permalink)
Greyhoundman IBEW Local #1 Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Ofallon, MO Age: 29 Posts: 760	Re: New US Special Forces! 'Round here in Missourah we...er..uh...They go by "Hoosier" even proudly display their Missourah Terrorist huntin' permit in their back window of their truck.


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Boulder It's official, thanks Verne... Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Universal City, TX Age: 49 Posts: 10,135 Blog Entries: 3 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Re: New US Special Forces! Bwahahahaha!!! Good one Texx, I like it!! __________________ Ken Thompson Fellowship of Christian Modelers http://www.fcmodelers.com *Team Black Magic* http://www.customairframes.com *Team DragonFire* http://www.dragonfirecustoms.com

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ICE_MAN Bad-ass Super Contributer! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Paducah Ky. Age: 18 Posts: 227	Re: New US Special Forces! Oh Man and I had one of those yellow stickers on the back of my truck too.... Sheeshk __________________ Extra 300L By: Extreme Flight Heart Of Ohio Huckfest! June 30th-July 2nd!

02-22-2006, 06:30 PM	#8 (permalink)
ICE_MAN Bad-ass Super Contributer! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Paducah Ky. Age: 18 Posts: 227	Re: New US Special Forces! There, New Custom Title. __________________ Extra 300L By: Extreme Flight Heart Of Ohio Huckfest! June 30th-July 2nd!

02-22-2006, 11:23 PM	#9 (permalink)
Biff I knocked a horse out once. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: South Carolina Age: 48 Posts: 3,163	Re: New US Special Forces! Texx,,,,,, you failed to mention that South Carolina boys were declared too deadly for combat by NATO. Thanks for putting that in. You are SO dead.

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quentonious uber mongo huckin' Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: pasco, WA Age: 17 Posts: 73	Re: New US Special Forces! Then at the end of the season can we put in for a trophy hunt for the big guy

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50%plane Funkadelic Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Static Display Age: 21 Posts: 8,129 Blog Entries: 11 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 3	Re: New US Special Forces! Where's Virginia??? Many people over here still haven't gotten over Dale's death. 50%

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