another top 10 list!

[crazyextra]

Top Ten Ways To Get Rid Of A Telemarketer
10...Yea, I could use a credit card,I just filed for bankruptcy.
9...What are you wearing right now?
8...Im wearing....(Add Lib)
7...How do you spell your name, yourcompany name, any kids...etc...
6...OMG I havent seen you since highschool, (Go on and on)
5...(Screaming) Oh My God I have to go and hang up.....
4...What? What????? I cant hear you.
3...Can you speak very slowly, I have to write it all down....
2...Can you fax this to me, (Give a fake number)
1...Hey, Im under house arrest, couldyou bring me some beer?


Top Ten Blonde Inventions
10...The water-proof towel
9...Solar powered flashlight
8...Submarine screen door
7...A book on how to read
6...Inflatable dart board
5...A dictionary index
4...Ejector seat in a helicopter.
5...Powdered water
2...Pedal-powered wheel chair
1...Water-proof tea bag

Top Ten Not To Say When You Get Pulled Over
10.... Sorry, Officer, I didnt realize my radar detector wasnt plugged in.
9.... Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
8.... Youre not gonna check the trunk are you?
7.... I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. Thats how far ahead of me they are.
6.... I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
5.... Officer says, Son, Your eyes look red, have you been drinking? You respond with, Officer, your eyes looked glazed, have you been eating donuts?
4.... Hey, you mustve been doin about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job
3.... Gee, Officer Thats terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning too
2.... Arent you the guy from the Village People?
l.... I cant reach my license unless you hold my beer.

[king160woody]

hehe...

[snapplane]

The blonde inventions are great lol.