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03-01-2006, 12:13 AM
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| Flyin' Around   Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dalzell, SC Age: 23
Posts: 27
 |  The Husband Store
The Husband Store A store that sells husbands has just opened in Philadelphia, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. It reads: You may visit the store ONLY ONCE ! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband . On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day! Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth! |
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03-01-2006, 12:19 AM
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| It will fly!!!   | Re: The Husband Store
Just across the street they opened a Wife store same rules. Floor one. All of the women here can cook Floor Two. All of the women here have money, and can cook well. Floor three. All of the women here have good money, are great cooks, and enjoy sex. No one has ever been above floor three.
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03-01-2006, 09:07 AM
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| Father of the Scale Furum   Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Chapel Hill, TN Age: 31
Posts: 4,465
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Watch your step..LOL
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thats funny
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