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03-01-2006, 10:46 PM
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| they call me....the gas man   Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Canada
Posts: 390
 |  Airplane maintenance! Airplane maintenance  "Squawks" are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before the next flight. Here are some squawks submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews. (P) = Problem (S) = Solution (P) Left inside main tire almost needs replacement (S) Almost replaced left inside main tire (P) Test flight OK, except autoland very rough (S) Autoland not installed on this aircraft (P) #2 Propeller seeping prop fluid (S) #2 Propeller seepage normal - #1 #3 and #4 propellers lack normal seepage (P) Something loose in cockpit (S) Something tightened in cockpit (P) Evidence of leak on right main landing gear (S) Evidence removed (P) DME volume unbelievably loud (S) Volume set to more believable level (P) Dead bugs on windshield (S) Live bugs on order (P) Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 fpm descent (S) Cannot reproduce problem on ground (P) IFF inoperative (S) IFF always inoperative in OFF mode (IFF-Identification Friend or Foe) (P) Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick (S) That's what they're there for (P) Number three engine missing (S) Engine found on right wing after brief search (P) Aircraft handles funny (S) Aircraft warned to straighten up, "fly right" and be serious (P) Target Radar hums (S) Reprogrammed Target Radar with the lyrics
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03-01-2006, 11:48 PM
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| Bad-ass Super Contributer!  Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Tucson, baby! Age: 33
Posts: 3,602
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We alway get the newbies here at Skywest. we tell them to go to the parts crib and get 3 feet of flight line and a bottle of propwash, LOL!! We don't see them for an hour
__________________ "If you can't afford another one then you couldn't afford to lose the first one and shouldn't have bought it in the first place" Last edited by bodywerks; 03-02-2006 at 07:59 PM. |
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03-02-2006, 04:59 PM
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| Fun Police  |  Re: Airplane maintenance!
      You never have anything nice to say do you????
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03-02-2006, 06:05 PM
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| Bad-ass Super Contributer!  Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: New Jersey
Posts: 964
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YAKS ARE BEST...I sent you a PM and I suggest you read it and take very seriously! Your last post was not terrible, but is the last of many negitive ones.
__________________ Jersey Texx Don't call me "Yankee"! Last edited by Texx; 03-02-2006 at 07:50 PM. |
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03-02-2006, 08:02 PM
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| Bad-ass Super Contributer! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Tucson, baby! Age: 33
Posts: 3,602
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I just realized that Texx is from NEW JERSEY!!! 'Sup wi'dat?
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03-02-2006, 10:11 PM
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| Bad-ass Super Contributer!  Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Paducah Ky. Age: 18
Posts: 227
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My favorite is not on there! (P) Mouse In Cockpit (S) Cat Installed. Man there were about a million of the on RCU (eww i know) a while back, I can't help but read them everytime I see them! Thanks
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03-02-2006, 10:18 PM
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| The Burgur Lifestyle is kickas  Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: TEXAS Age: 19
Posts: 473
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eww, what on earth, rcu is just as an interesting place as FG with lots of nice threads. just thought I would say something negative or positive whatever way you look at it again.
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