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| Pacific Planes Team Pilot ![]() Join Date: May 2006 Location: Edwardsville IL Age: 17
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| A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. As he sits there, the jar of nuts on the bar tells him what a nice shirt he is wearing. Disturbed by this, he goes to the cigarette vending machine to buy a pack of smokes. As he approaches the machine, it starts screaming and shouting at him. He runs to the bar and explains this to the barman. The barman apologizes and says "The peanuts are complimentary, but the cigarette machine is out of order"!
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| Bad-ass Super Contributer! ![]() Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: High Point, NC Age: 31
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This thread is out of control... haha
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| Pacific Planes Team Pilot ![]() Join Date: May 2006 Location: Edwardsville IL Age: 17
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| A bear walks into a bar an says to the bar tender, "I would like a bourbon and...... a coke." The bar tender says "What's up with the big pause?" The bear said "I've had them all my life"
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| Pacific Planes Team Pilot ![]() Join Date: May 2006 Location: Edwardsville IL Age: 17
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| Two guys in a bar are watching the TV. There is a news report about a man who threatens to jump off a 5 story building unless the cops give him 3000 dollars. One guy at the bar says to the other: "I bet you 100 bucks the guy jumps". The other guy takes the bet, and the guy on the TV ends up jumping. The guy hands over the $100, but the winner gives it back, saying that he had already seen the guy jump on the earlier showing. The loser says "Well I saw it too but I didn't think he would jump again"
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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought one would have seen it....
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