How the fight started...

**Boulder** · 11-16-2007, 08:46 PM

Please take this in the context in which it was intended...I received this in an e-mail...

Subject: How the fight started

I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the
road and slowly the driver gets out of the car . . .
and you know how you just get sooo stressed at life
that stuff seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could not believe it . . . he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
and that's when the fight started.

eagle1 · 11-16-2007, 08:51 PM

well?
you know that would start a fight.. still found it funny.

bodywerks · 11-16-2007, 08:51 PM

OMFG! That's WRONG!!!!!

ifly3d · 11-16-2007, 08:53 PM

LOL

**Boulder** · 11-16-2007, 08:56 PM

I am so sorry...I should just kill this thread...I feel so bad...

ShortBus · 11-16-2007, 09:10 PM

I am offended by this.

excelpoint · 11-16-2007, 09:19 PM

Sorry but that right there was just plane funny. LOL

wizard · 11-16-2007, 09:19 PM

I think I would have said "I know, you look like Grumpy!!"

Absolut Yak · 11-16-2007, 09:25 PM

Wiping away the tears! That was beautiful!

Lord, I apologize, and be with all the starving pigmies in New Guniea, AMEN.

**Boulder** · 11-16-2007, 09:29 PM

	Quote: Originally Posted by djccrn
	Wiping away the tears! That was beautiful! Lord, I apologize, and be with all the starving pigmies in New Guniea, AMEN.

Git 'er dun!!!

dangerboy · 11-16-2007, 09:41 PM

Here's another one along the same lines:

Please pray for Fred

Fred was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him: "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Fred got up early and left for work.When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Fred has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.

Mudsurfer1234 · 11-16-2007, 09:46 PM

ShortBus, you're like 9 feet tall... you take no offense...

i on the other hand, who IS a dwarf, do take offense... but i'm sneezy...

so it's a funny joke anyway!! hahahaha lawl lollerskatesinthemorningilikeeggs!

11-16-2007, 08:46 PM	#1 (permalink)
Boulder It's official, thanks Verne... Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Universal City, TX Age: 49 Posts: 10,133 Blog Entries: 3 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	How the fight started... Please take this in the context in which it was intended...I received this in an e-mail... Subject: How the fight started I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car . . . and you know how you just get sooo stressed at life that stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could not believe it . . . he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!" So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?" and that's when the fight started. __________________ Ken Thompson Fellowship of Christian Modelers http://www.fcmodelers.com *Team Black Magic* http://www.customairframes.com *Team DragonFire* http://www.dragonfirecustoms.com

11-16-2007, 08:51 PM	#2 (permalink)
eagle1 Bad-ass Super Contributer! Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Andrews Tx. USA Age: 37 Posts: 1,039	Re: How the fight started... well? you know that would start a fight.. still found it funny.

11-16-2007, 08:51 PM	#3 (permalink)
bodywerks Bad-ass Super Contributer! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Tucson, baby! Age: 33 Posts: 3,602	Re: How the fight started... OMFG! That's WRONG!!!!!

11-16-2007, 08:53 PM	#4 (permalink)
ifly3d Bad-ass Super Contributer! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: zebulon,NC,USA Age: 34 Posts: 1,284	Re: How the fight started... LOL __________________ www.joshbunn.com www.eastrc.org www.vessaero.com Team E.B.E

11-16-2007, 08:56 PM	#5 (permalink)
Boulder It's official, thanks Verne... Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Universal City, TX Age: 49 Posts: 10,133 Blog Entries: 3 Awards Showcase Total Awards: 1	Re: How the fight started... I am so sorry...I should just kill this thread...I feel so bad... __________________ Ken Thompson Fellowship of Christian Modelers http://www.fcmodelers.com *Team Black Magic* http://www.customairframes.com *Team DragonFire* http://www.dragonfirecustoms.com


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11-16-2007, 09:10 PM	#6 (permalink)
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11-16-2007, 09:19 PM	#7 (permalink)
excelpoint Mother Hucker + Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: australia Age: 34 Posts: 2,375	Re: How the fight started... Sorry but that right there was just plane funny. LOL __________________ (ASAA) www.scaleaeros.com.au DESERT AIRCRAFT AUSTRALIA: NUMBER 1 FOR PRODUCT AND CUSTOMER SERVICE.

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Absolut Yak Gettin' Lower! Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: North Augusta, SC Posts: 74	Re: How the fight started... Wiping away the tears! That was beautiful! Lord, I apologize, and be with all the starving pigmies in New Guniea, AMEN.

11-16-2007, 09:41 PM	#11 (permalink)
dangerboy Prop Bender Extraordinaire Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Stone's throw from Bozeman, Montana Posts: 81	Re: How the fight started... Here's another one along the same lines: Please pray for Fred Fred was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him: "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!" The next morning Fred got up early and left for work.When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Fred has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him. __________________ I want to die like my grandfather did...peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming in terror like his passengers. Last edited by dangerboy; 11-16-2007 at 09:43 PM. Reason: spacing was screwed up

11-16-2007, 09:46 PM	#12 (permalink)
Mudsurfer1234 3W Plane, DA Engine!! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Boyertown, Pennsylvania Age: 18 Posts: 508 Blog Entries: 1	Re: How the fight started... ShortBus, you're like 9 feet tall... you take no offense... i on the other hand, who IS a dwarf, do take offense... but i'm sneezy... so it's a funny joke anyway!! hahahaha lawl lollerskatesinthemorningilikeeggs! __________________ Joe Nall '08- is it next year yet? -Planker and Shanker- http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdest...eworldyet.com/

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