JOKES TO OFFEND EVERYONE

[psk560]

Funny....

[DannyFlyer]

I 2ed that

[50%plane]

Since we're offending everyone........here's an email from a Mexican hacker:


BUENOS DIAS!!!

JOU HABE YUST RECEIBED A MEHICAN BYRUS.

SIN WE NO HABE SO GOOD TECHNIOLOGICALLY ADBANCE IN MEHICO, DEES IS A MANUAL BYRUS.

PLEESE DELETE ALL JOUR FILES ON JOUR HARD-DRIVE JOURSELF AND SEND THEES E-MAIL TO EBERYONE JOU KNOW.

TANK JOU FOR HALPING ME.

JULIO MANUEL JOSE RODRIGUEZ-GARCIA ----MEXICAN HACKER

[main_gears_bent]

	Quote: Originally Posted by 50%plane
	Since we're offending everyone........here's an email from a Mexican hacker: BUENOS DIAS!!! JOU HABE YUST RECEIBED A MEHICAN BYRUS. SIN WE NO HABE SO GOOD TECHNIOLOGICALLY ADBANCE IN MEHICO, DEES IS A MANUAL BYRUS. PLEESE DELETE ALL JOUR FILES ON JOUR HARD-DRIVE JOURSELF AND SEND THEES E-MAIL TO EBERYONE JOU KNOW. TANK JOU FOR HALPING ME. JULIO MANUEL JOSE RODRIGUEZ-GARCIA ----MEXICAN HACKER

[KrisW]

	Quote: Originally Posted by 50%plane
	Since we're offending everyone........here's an email from a Mexican hacker: BUENOS DIAS!!! JOU HABE YUST RECEIBED A MEHICAN BYRUS. SIN WE NO HABE SO GOOD TECHNIOLOGICALLY ADBANCE IN MEHICO, DEES IS A MANUAL BYRUS. PLEESE DELETE ALL JOUR FILES ON JOUR HARD-DRIVE JOURSELF AND SEND THEES E-MAIL TO EBERYONE JOU KNOW. TANK JOU FOR HALPING ME. JULIO MANUEL JOSE RODRIGUEZ-GARCIA ----MEXICAN HACKER

Priceless. . Send pesos. .

[emessys]

	Quote: Originally Posted by 50%plane
	Since we're offending everyone........here's an email from a Mexican hacker: BUENOS DIAS!!! JOU HABE YUST RECEIBED A MEHICAN BYRUS. SIN WE NO HABE SO GOOD TECHNIOLOGICALLY ADBANCE IN MEHICO, DEES IS A MANUAL BYRUS. PLEESE DELETE ALL JOUR FILES ON JOUR HARD-DRIVE JOURSELF AND SEND THEES E-MAIL TO EBERYONE JOU KNOW. TANK JOU FOR HALPING ME. JULIO MANUEL JOSE RODRIGUEZ-GARCIA ----MEXICAN HACKER

STILL LAUGHING!

[TazmanianDevil]

Here is another one i just found

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

[b0Bro']

	Quote: Originally Posted by TazmanianDevil
	What would you call it when an Israeli has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment

Ive heard this one before but it went something along the lines of,

What would you call it when a deaf perosn has one arm?
A speech impediment. (Why, because they cant sign language)

The dirty version M15+:
What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?
Break her arms so she cant tell anyone!

[TazmanianDevil]

[/quote]The dirty version M15+:
What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?
Break her arms so she cant tell anyone![/quote]

Wow, this is mean.
But here is another deaf joke.

Helen Keller fell into a hole in the ground so she screamed and screamed till her hand started to pain.

Yet another blond joke
What did the blond say when she found out she was pregnant?

"Are you sure it's mine?"

[adrian]

hehehehe - still trying to pronounce BYRUS - very funnnnny

[adrian]

TAS - youre bad!!!!!lol

[TazmanianDevil]

Well some times to the bone. LOL

we didn't see each other for a very long time, we need to something about it!
Best regards to your dad, miss him!