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01-30-2008, 07:34 PM
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| Flyin' Around   Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 28
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Two blondes were out on a nature hike when they came upon a set of tracks. One blonde said they were deer tracks. One blonde said they were moose tracks. They were still arguing when the train hit them. |
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01-30-2008, 09:07 PM
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| Drakien is my hero   Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Frederick, Maryland
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Luv ya honey! 
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01-31-2008, 12:30 PM
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| Bombers Rock the World  Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wichita Falls, TX Age: 28
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LOL!! How many men does it take to open a beer?? None!!! SHE better have it opened when she brings it to you! How man men does it take to change a lite bulb? Forget that... let her cook in the dark! Why did the woman cross the road? The question in not why did the woman cross the road;the real question is.. What is she doing out of the kitchen! |
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01-31-2008, 12:44 PM
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| Bad-ass Super Contributer!  Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Port Orchard, WA Age: 58
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An Israli and an Arab are out driving their tanks during the 7 days war when they run into each other. The Arab jumps from his tank and yells "We Surrender" The Israli jumps out and yells "Whiplash!"
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01-31-2008, 12:59 PM
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| Bad-ass Super Contributer!  Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Kommetjie Cape Town South Africa Age: 32
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hillbillies invented the tooth brush. If any body else had, it would have been called a teeth brush.
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01-31-2008, 01:11 PM
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| Bad-ass Super Contributer! Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Kommetjie Cape Town South Africa Age: 32
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a guy get home from work, parks on the couch, turns on the tv, shouts to his wife " can i have a beer before it starts?" She brings him a beer. 15minute later he shouts again " bring me a beer before it starts" she brings him another beer. 20 minutes later has shouts again " bring me a beer before it starts" she replies " dont you think you had enough? " he replies " $hit, it started....."
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01-31-2008, 02:44 PM
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| Bad-ass Super Contributer! Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Port Orchard, WA Age: 58
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How do you confuse an Irishman? Put two shovels up against a wall and tell him to take his pick!
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01-31-2008, 10:24 PM
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| Mother Huckin'  Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Caguas, Puerto Rico Age: 22
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How do you know an Asian robbed your house? -You iPod's gone, you're computer's updated, your homework is done, and he's still in the garage figuring out how to start the car.
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01-31-2008, 10:28 PM
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| Helis are OK too!  Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Union City, TN Age: 46
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What do Alabama football players get on their math tests? Drool
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