JOKES TO OFFEND EVERYONE

[lomchevac]

Those of you that read FireFighterFSFD's thread about him going to take flying lessons well the last flight didn't turn out to well but everyone survived without incident.

[JClark]

	Quote: Originally Posted by lomchevac
	Those of you that read FireFighterFSFD's thread about him going to take flying lessons well the last flight didn't turn out to well but everyone survived without incident.

That is about right.

[FireFighterFSFD]

	Quote: Originally Posted by lomchevac
	Those of you that read FireFighterFSFD's thread about him going to take flying lessons well the last flight didn't turn out to well but everyone survived without incident.

Your a D!ck

had not even flown yet still sitting in ground school

[FireFighterFSFD]

If I crash its for a good reason

[pitviper51]

	Quote: Originally Posted by FireFighterFSFD
	If I crash its for a good reason

now thats funny right ther hahah, just gotta hope it was the hot flight atendent not the co pilot... HAHH
mike

[JClark]

Leave the wife at home when you fly!!

[3Disaster]

How many black men does it take to clean a toliet?

None. Thats a woman's job

[Vic3D]

	Quote: Originally Posted by 3Disaster
	How many black men does it take to clean a toliet? None. Thats a woman's job

LOL. That was awesome. I read the first sentence and I was like but then I finished reading the post and I was like "phewww that was funny''

[RollingHarrier]

Here's a good one. And the context it was told in is as good as the joke.
1st the joke:
The woman goes to Cuba for vacation.
She hooks up with a hunk of a guy and is intimate with him all week.
But he won't tell her his name.
So at the end of the week she says " You have GOT to tell me your name!!?"
He said "OK but don't laugh"
She says "OK"
He says "my name is Snow"
She starts to chuckle.
He says " hey you said you wouldn't laugh"
She says" I can't wait to tell my husband I had 10 inches of snow all week!"

2nd Now for the real funny part.
The joke was told by a Canadian engineer at the end of a conference call! And there were two women on the call! BAWHAHAHAHA

They must not worry about sexual harrassment in Canada.

[moose]

We need to keep this thread ALIVE ......!!!!

[Gus155]

Lance Armstrong was in deed found in possesion of banned substances in his hotel room in the south of france during his final Tour de-France.........



The banned substances were soap, shampoo and tooth paste

[Ed Hornbuckle]

What do you get when you cross a Porto Rican and a Vietnamese?

A car thief that can't drive.