JOKES TO OFFEND EVERYONE

[TazmanianDevil]

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag

What do you call a smart blond?
A golden retriever.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
10 years and 45 lbs

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you

What did the blond say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"

Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a
blond baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong"

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time .." -
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this Sh%$#....

What would you call it when an Israeli has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment

TAZ

[3DFreak576]

HAHAHA...dont quite get the last one though...oh well...lol

[emessys]

	Quote: Originally Posted by TazmanianDevil
	.What would you call it when an Israeli has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment TAZ

The rest are old. That one was funny.....but maybe its old in Israel.

Ira

[Greyhoundman]

Old but still good

[3ddd]

the blonde jokes pertain to all women in a lot a ways

[ben_beyer]

Including the one in your avatar?

[3ddd]

	Quote: Originally Posted by ben_beyer
	Including the one in your avatar?

especially her,a women that looks like that is really only good for two things,,you fill in the blanks

[ben_beyer]

	Quote: Originally Posted by 3ddd
	especially her,a women that looks like that is really only good for two things,,you fill in the blanks

ROFL!

[Vic3D]

	Quote: Originally Posted by 3ddd
	especially her,a women that looks like that is really only good for two things,,you fill in the blanks

I was only able to fill one....

[main_gears_bent]

Is it sexual harrasment when a midget walks by and says "Your hair smells nice?"

[ilovemetro]

	Quote: Originally Posted by main_gears_bent
	Is it sexual harrasment when a midget walks by and says "Your hair smells nice?"

ookay thats gross

[main_gears_bent]

Lol, ok. How about this one?

If you have sex with a hooker against her will is it rape, or shoplifting?