16 Reasons

[Fearless Flyer]

Sixteen reasons why airplanes are easier to live with than women:

1) Airplanes usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time.


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2) Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

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3) Airplanes don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."

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4) Airplanes don't object to a preflight inspection.

5) Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.

6) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.


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7) Airplanes can be flown any time of the month.

8) Airplanes don't come with in-laws.

9) Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you've flown before.


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10) Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.

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11) Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes.

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12) Airplanes don't mind if you buy airplane magazines.

13) Airplanes expect to be tied down.

14) Airplanes don't comment on your piloting skills.


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15) Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong.


16) However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good.

[quentonious]

	Quote: Originally Posted by Fearless Flyer
	6) Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.

ooooo im not shure id mention that one to the ladies

[wizard]

Just remember:

If it flies, floats, or fu.....engages in sexual activities. It is cheaper to rent.

[Ion01]

Fearless Flyer-
What on earth happened to that sukhoi in your avatar?!?!?!?!?

[Fearless Flyer]

I don't know the story clearly, but I think the person flying survived. Amazing picture though.

[hillmanr2]

This is mildly amusing:
1. My partner and I broke up over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2. I don't suffer from insanity; --I enjoy every minute of it.
3. I Work Hard --Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
4. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
7. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
8. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
9. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
10. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
11. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
13. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
14. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
15. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
16. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
17. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
18. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
19. Procrastinate Now!
20. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
21. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
22. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.
23. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
24. They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.
25. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
26. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
27. Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
28. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
29. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
30. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.