Biffs drivers licence application!

[crazyextra]

Sorry Biff couldn't resist!!!

go ahead and fill'er in boys!!! (remember, keep it reasonably clean )







Redneck Driver's License Application
Last name: ________________
First name (check appropriate box):

[_] Billy-Bob
[_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe
[_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray
[_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue
[_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae
[_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack
[_] Bobby-Beth-Ann

Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure
Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
Occupation:

[_] Farmer
[_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser
[_] Waitress
[_] Unemployed
[_] Dirty Politician

Spouse's Name: __________________________
2nd Spouse's Name: _________________________
3rd Spouse's Name: _________________________
Lover's Name: ____________________________
2nd Lover's Name: __________________________
Relationship with spouse:

[_] Sister [_] Aunt
[_] Brother
[_] Uncle
[_] Mother
[_] Son
[_] Father
[_] Daughter
[_] Cousin
[_] Pet

Number of children living in household: ___
Number of children living in shed: ___
Number of children that are yours: ___
Mother's Name: _______________________
Father's Name: _______________________
(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?
Vehicles you own and where you keep them:

___ Total number of vehicles you own
___ Number of vehicles that still crank
___ Number of vehicles in front yard
___ Number of vehicles in back yard
___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them:

____ truck
____ kitchen
____ bedroom
____ bathroom
____ shed

Model of your pickup: _____________
Year pickup produced: 194____
Do you have a gun rack?

[_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:_________________________

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:

[_] The National Enquirer
[_] The Globe
[_] MAXIM
[_] TV Guide
[_] Soap World
[_] Rifle and Shotgun

___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
How often do you bathe:

[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[_] Not Applicable

How many teeth? ___
Color of teeth:

[_] Yellow
[_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown
[_] Black
[_] N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:

[_] Red-Man

How far is your home from a paved road?

[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[_] don't know

[Biff]

Crazyextra's info card. Go ahead and fill 'er in!

Time of death______ Am___ PM_____
Next of kin__________
Denomination of service at funeral_________
Closed casket?__________

[crazyextra]

ARRRRR AHAAHAAHAAA ARRRRRRRRR AHAAHAAHAAHAHAA!!

Closed casket please, no need to scare anybody with my fro

[ShortBus]

Redneck Driver's License Application
Last name: _____Whatever my paw's naw is___________

First name (check appropriate box):

[_] Billy-Bob
[_] Bobby-Sue
[_] Billy-Joe
[_] Bobby-Jo
[_] Billy-Ray
[_] Bobby-Ann
[_] Billy-Sue
[_] Bobby-Lee
[_] Billy-Mae
[_] Bobby-Ellen
[_] Billy-Jack
[/] Bobby-Beth-Ann

Age: __elevendy two__ (if unsure, guess)
Sex: ____ M _____ F __/___ Not sure
Shoe Size: __6__ Left __14__ Right

Occupation:

[_] Farmer
[_] Mechanic
[_] Hair Dresser
[_] Waitress
[/_] Unemployed
[_] Dirty Politician

Spouse's Name: ________Billy-sue__________________
2nd Spouse's Name: ____________Momma_____________
3rd Spouse's Name: ________Auntie mai_________________
Lover's Name: ________Jose____________________
2nd Lover's Name: ______billy bob____________________

Relationship with spouse:

[/] Sister [/] Aunt
[_] Brother
[_] Uncle
[/] Mother
[_] Son
[_] Father
[_] Daughter
[_] Cousin
[1/2] Pet

Number of children living in household: _14__
Number of children living in shed: _2__
Number of children that are yours: __0_
Mother's Name: ____peggy sue___________________
Father's Name: ____Jerimiah___________________
(If not sure, leave blank)

Education: (1) 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
Do you [/] own or [_] rent your mobile home?

Vehicles you own and where you keep them:

__0 Total number of vehicles you own
__0 Number of vehicles that still crank
__15 Number of vehicles in front yard
2Number of vehicles in back yard
ALL Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them:

__/__ truck
___/_ kitchen
__/__ bedroom
__/__ bathroom
__/__ shed

Model of your pickup: _______uhhh....stick on label worn out?______
Year pickup produced: 194_0___

Do you have a gun rack?

[_/] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:_________________________

Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:

[_] The National Enquirer
[_] The Globe
[_] MAXIM
[_] TV Guide
[_] Soap World
[/] Rifle and Shotgun

__abducted_ Number of times you've seen a UFO
__3_ Number of times you've seen Elvis
__16_ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO

How often do you bathe:

[_] Weekly
[_] Monthly
[/] Not Applicable

How many teeth? _4_

Color of teeth:

[_] Yellow
[_] Brownish-Yellow
[_] Brown
[_] Black
[/] N/A

Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:

[_] Red-Man

paws used chewing tobacco

How far is your home from a paved road?

[_] 1 mile
[_] 2 miles
[/] don't know

[Vortex]

Before you say redneck again
just remember that the politically
correct word is Appalachian American

[krashmaster81]

lets see if i can get this right . . .

Vehicles you own and where you keep them:

__6_ Total number of vehicles you own
__2_ Number of vehicles that still crank
__1_ Number of vehicles in front yard
__3_ Number of vehicles in back yard
__1_ Number of vehicles on cement blocks

Firearms you own and where you keep them:

___1_ truck
____ kitchen
___5_ bedroom
___1_ bathroom
____ shed

yep, that should about do it!

[Texx]

	Quote: Originally Posted by Vortex
	Before you say redneck again just remember that the politically correct word is Appalachian American

I thought the PC term is now "Son of the Soil"!