ANOTHER Blonde one !

[Gonnacrash]

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A
blonde lady walked by and asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba,
"but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid
the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a
measurement & announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde?

We ask for the height, and she gives us the length.

Bubba and Junior are currently doing government work supervising the
reconstruction of those New Orleans Levees.

Don-Basehor, Ks

[cal_mag]

Pretty Good twist

[wizard]

That reminds me of the Blond and the Banker

A Blond get on an airplane for a trip to Europe. When she gets to her seat she finds that she is sitting beside a banker. The banker tries to strike up a conversation and she replies that she is tired and just wants to sleep on the trip.

A little while later the banker tries again. He Tells the Blond that they will each ask will ask questions. If she can't answer his question she has to give him $5. If he can't answer her question he will give her $500. She says Ok.

He asks her if she knows the speed of light?

She reaches into her purse and pulls out a $5 bill and gives it to him.

She Then asks him "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with 4?"

He thinks about it and tells her he needs some time. She goes to sleep. He gets his laptop computer out and searches the INTERNET for 3 hours. He finally pulls out his wallet and takes out 5 $100 bills. He wakes the blond hands her the money, then asks, "Ok, what does go up a hill with 3 legs and comes down with 4?"

She just reaches into her purse and pulls out another $5 bill, hands it to him, and goes back to sleep.