apples and wine

[Boulder]

Here is the latest one my wife sent me, I think she's tryin' to tell me something.

apples and wine
>
> Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
> Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are
>afraid of falling and getting hurt.
>
> Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as
>good, but are easy.
>
> The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in
>reality, they're amazing.
>
> They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is
>brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
>
> Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and
>it's up to women to stomp the **** out of them until they turn into
>something acceptable to have dinner with.

[Kiwi]

Kenneth my man.

Looks like it took a while but I can see your wife has you well sorted out.

Kiwi

[Boulder]

Yes Alan,

She is just now allowing me to eat at the table

[knighttwister]

even the best apples will fall from the tree if you're patient enough!

[Big J]

Unfortunately, some of them rot on the tree from waiting so long to get picked.

[draper]

One day, a man came home and was greated by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie.
"Tie me up" she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

So he tied her up and went flying...

[Boulder]

LMAO!!!!!

Good one Draper!!