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04-26-2006, 01:12 PM
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| Bad-ass Super Contributer!   Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Long Island, NY Age: 36
Posts: 4,024
 |  Too many puns
>Some puns.... > >> -Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The >> ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. >> >> -A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll >serve >> you, but don't start anything." >> >> -Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted. >> >> -A dyslexic man walks into a bra. >> >> -A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and >> says: "A beer please, and one for the road." >> >> -Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does >this >> taste funny to you?" >> >> -Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.' >"That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome."" >> Is it common?" "Well, 'It's Not Unusual.'" >> >> -Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says >to >> Dolly, "I was artificially inseminated this morning."I don't believe >> you" says Dolly." It's true, no bull!" exclaims Daisy. >> >> -An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were >nothing >> to look at either. >> >> -Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before. >> >> -I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I >couldn't >> find any. >> >> -A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He >shouted, >> "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know >> you can't - I've cut off your arms!" >> >> -I went to a seafood disco last week..and pulled a mussel. >> >> -What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. >> >> -Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other >and >> says, "Dam!" >> >> - Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire >in >> the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't >> have your kayak and heat it too. >> >> - A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were >standing >> in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After >> about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to >> disperse. "But why, "they asked, as they moved off." Because", he >> said, "I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer." >> >> - A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them >goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a >family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture >of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells >her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband >responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal." >> >> - Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, > >> which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate >very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he >suffered from bad breath. This made him ... (Oh, man, this is so bad, >it's good)... A super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis. >> >> - And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different >puns to >> his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make >> them laugh. No pun in ten did > |
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04-26-2006, 08:17 PM
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| GiantStyle Yapoleno Hucker!   | Re: Too many puns
Jee Um, you know that two-thirds of a pun is "PU".....
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04-26-2006, 08:31 PM
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| It's official, thanks Verne...   | Re: Too many puns
Dang Jeremy, that was good, too!! Good stuff JeeUm.
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04-26-2006, 08:33 PM
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| Bad-ass Super Contributer!   | Re: Too many puns
I dont beleive I wasted another five minutes of my life reading every word in that post Jim. You have some making up to do for me at the Nall. Pussy videos, puns, what next. You looking for another golden T award?? Kiwi |
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04-26-2006, 11:41 PM
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| The Burgur Lifestyle is kickas  Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: TEXAS Age: 19
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| Re: Too many puns that is the funniest collection of jokes I can remember of reading on this website or flying cirkus, I think I got about 17 of them and about 14 made me laugh inside, it was worth reading!
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04-27-2006, 01:14 AM
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| I knocked a horse out once.  Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: South Carolina Age: 48
Posts: 3,163
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Dear GOD!!! The funniest part of this thread goes to Kiwi!! He spells out PUSSY, but places a T instead of turd. Go figure????? Hey Kiwi,,,F O !!!!!!!!!
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04-27-2006, 09:59 PM
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| Bad-ass Super Contributer! | Re: Too many puns
Pussy was in reference to Jims Pussy Cat knees video Buffy. T as in Turd was left for the more imaginative minds of which not everyone is capable of comprehending Buffy. This is sure to generate a new golden turd award for JeeUm because now he has two mods debating the correct use of PG 13 english in his PUN thread. PUN in Spanish means ????? Come on in my hispanic friends. Explain to Jim what PUN means. Kiwi |
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