After the Christmas party

[Boulder]

>Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's
Christmas
>Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste
like
>alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the
party.
>
>As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.
>Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he
>sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side
table.
>And, next to them, a single red rose!
>
>Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and
>pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect
>order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the
>aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him
in the
>bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the
mirror
>written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife
i n
>lipstick!:
>"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go get
>groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you,
>darling!"
>
>He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot
>breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is
also
>at the table eating. Jack asks, "Son. what happened last night?"
>
>"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You
fell
>over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway,
and
>got that black eye when you ran into the door."
>
>Confused he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect
order, so
>clean, I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His
>son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
>tried to take your pants off, you screamed,
>
>"Leave me alone, lady, I'm married!"
>
>Broken Coffee Table $39.99
>Hot Breakfast $4.20
>Two Aspirins $.38
>Saying the right thing at the right time .. .
>Priceless

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LOL
I'll have to remember that one!

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