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05-01-2006, 10:28 AM
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| It will fly!!!   |  LOVEMAKING TIPS FOR SENIORS LOVEMAKING TIPS FOR SENIORS 1. Put on your glasses. Double check that your partner is actually in bed with you. 2. Set timer for 3 minutes, in case you doze off in the middle. 3. Set the mood with lighting. Turn them ALL OFF! 4. Make sure you put 911 on your speed dial before you begin. 5. Write partner's name on your han d in case you can't remember. 6. Keep extra polygrip close by so your teeth don't end up under the bed. 7. Have Tylenol ready in case you actually complete the act. 8. Make all the noise you want. The neighbors are deaf too. 9. If it works, call everyone you know with the good news. 10. Don't even think about trying it twice. (Notice I sent it in large type so you can read it).
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05-01-2006, 09:20 PM
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| The Burgur Lifestyle is kickas   Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: TEXAS Age: 19
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| Re: LOVEMAKING TIPS FOR SENIORS
Thats real funny, I guess some could think it would be a tad bit mean, but I hope no one is that sensetive. I would rather not think about lovemaking for seniors but I clicked on it to get a laugh and I got one, pretty funny!
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05-02-2006, 06:21 PM
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| Doo It! Doo It!  Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Chicago, Ill, USA Age: 57
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| Re: LOVEMAKING TIPS FOR SENIORS
Here is some tidbits for you,, while thinking of seniors doing 'it'... James Doohan <Scotty, Star Trek> was 80 when he had daughter Sarah, in '2000 Lee Iaccoca had his daughter Kathryn Iacocca <1980> when he was almost 60.... So give that some thought...  |
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